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piloteer

The name of a song by the band My Girlfriend Stole My Rosin about crushing on a girl. It’s gay (obviously) and not about anyone in particular.
Could be used as a term of endearment or as a way to ask someone out:
Person A: Will you be my piloteer?
Person B: That’s so sweet! Of course.
by veryhotperson1029 November 16, 2023
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herpes pilot

A term for a pilot who after reaching the mandatory retirement age of 60 would not retire, but instead would move into the Flight Engineer seat, which does not have a mandatory retirement age.
1) My Second Officer was a herpes pilot. Those guys just wont go away.

2) The herpes pilot I'm flying with said he can't retire because he's got 3 ex-wives to pay off.
by UnitedBusDriver January 23, 2017
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Twat Pilot

When a girl sits on your face while you are driving with the chair reclined back. She steers while you use the pedals and lick her wet twat.
lets go for a drive and do the twat pilot baby.
by I<3pussy445 January 24, 2022
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shitbox fighter pilot

Manual transmission shitbox car or someone who drives one, usually a common compact vehicle like a hot hatch, generic enough to to be disposable but fast enough to get easily killed driving at high speed.
There go's another shitbox fighter pilot in a golf GTI, living on borrowed time in a world that despises thim. Live your best life little buddy.
by Sick_puppy_13 December 31, 2022
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Minge Pilot

A person who likes going down on women regularly.

Also another word for someone who serves milkshake in Mcdonalds.

Minge Pilot, is a term made from the two words "minge" and "pilot" so can be translated to mean someone who flies an aircraft and likes vagina.

It is generally a term used for lesbians as apart from scissoring and fingering, they are limited in what they can do, so they therefore usually go down on their partner.
Oh see Ellie over there? Shes such a minge pilot!

Look at John, he flies a plane and goes down on his wife, what a minge pilot!

Thanks for the vanilla milkshake Mr Minge Pilot!
by Mrtittybojangle January 10, 2014
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Safety Pilot

In aviation, the person (a certified pilot with valid medical and flight review) who rides shotgun in the plane looking for traffic while the primary pilot is under the hood, primarily to reduce the cost of accruing simulated instrument time or maintaining instrument currency. Even though a safety pilot can log time just looking for traffic and not flying the plane, etiquette dictates that a safety pilot get the opportunity to switch roles occasionally, get a free $100 hamburger at the local eatery on or near the airport, or some other legal quid pro quo outcome.
Dude, would you consider being my safety pilot? I need to get some more hood time.
by JoinTheLocalizer February 26, 2020
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Crusty Pilot

The Crusty Pilot must not be taken lightly. This is when the pilot (usually in his 50’s) gets out of the cockpit mid flight to perform an orgy with everybody on the flight. Not compensating with the pilot’s needs can be dangerous, as his crusty cock can outrun any passenger.
Friend 1: How was your flight?
Friend 2: Holy shit it was amazing, I got hit with the ole Crusty Pilot.
Friend 1: You lucky son of a bitch.
by base bonwell May 11, 2018
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