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Eye Hockey

When a stranger stares at you incessantly, eyes darting away to avoid contact. A goal is scored when they aren't able to look away in time.
Played a mean game of eye hockey with that hottie over there, but she went down 4-1.
by Terrak9 June 29, 2014
mugGet the Eye Hockeymug.

gapey eyes

White people's eyes, wide eyes, dolly eyes, ghostly eyes, skully eyes, sunken eyes.

Opposite of chinky eyes or chink in the armor. Gaping hole.

Also has a gay connotation, gape sounds like gay, which white people are commonly known to have large flamboyant gay population.
What you gaping at with your gapey eyes?
by gaping eyes February 13, 2015
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eye water

The movie had very sad ending. They was a lot of eye water!
by Tigress1000 November 19, 2016
mugGet the eye watermug.

Dick-Eye

A serious condition of the eyeball where fluid is backed up in the tear duct causing swelling, irritation, redness and serious infection. The known cause is from touching dirty bowling balls or other random objects that have been fingered and prodded by guys who have recently used a public rest room and have not washed their hands and then touching your eye with your contaminated finger.
Janice got Dick-Eye while bowling at a team building business excursion at the Richmond Virginia center.
by BClawd April 10, 2019
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Pork Eye

Stevie: “guys, Pork Eye is definitely something on urban dictionary
by 010Rusty April 17, 2023
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Eye Closer

Contrary to previous definitions, eye closer actuals does label females as an alcoholic. The current male CAGE criteria is as follows:
C - have you ever felt you should cut down on your drinking?

A - do others annoy you by criticizing your drinking?

G - do you feel guilty about your drinking?

E - do you have the need for an eye opener?
The eye closer is used for for females, it's when they have had too much to drink and a male/men bust in their face landing on or near the eye resulting in an eye closer. The eye closer is only valid if the female wakes up in the morning with a closed eye and can't remember why. The female CAGE criteria is as follows:

C - have you ever felt you should cut down on your drinking?

A - do others annoy you by criticizing your drinking?

G - do you feel guilty about your drinking?

E - did you wake up with a closed eye and can't remember how but you drank heavily the night before?
Becca got an eye closer last night I think... Yeah, I saw her this morning, her eye was cemented shut.

Tonight let's eye close someone.
by Owl Manning November 29, 2010
mugGet the Eye Closermug.

eye pussies

The name given by international k-pop fans to aegyosal
Jaehyun got really fat eye pussies
by anonymous February 16, 2021
mugGet the eye pussiesmug.

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