Office Urkel

That guy in your office that wears his pants so high he looks like the television character Urkel, and the phoneclip on his belt sits in his arm pit.

Damn Bill is such a dork wearing his pants that high, he is such on Office Urkel.

by Clayton Farmer September 15, 2011

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Office Vigilante

Cubicle dweller or office employee who seeks justice and revenge against the evil forces residing within the work environment.

Inspired by watching Charles Bronson in DeathWish, I intend to be an Office Vigilante so I can right all of the wrongs that occur within our office. I got my sock full of quarters and am ready to unleash on some fools!

by archyis November 8, 2009

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office spaced

if you have ever seen office space you will know what this means. It means that you take an electronic item and smash it to bits via your foot hand bat hammer etc.

Dude you totally office spaced your computer.

by Nick Juliette April 28, 2008

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Office Pillage

Refers to the plundering and pillaging of an ex-employees desktop and office space belongings that are left behind within minutes of the employees exit, usually when they are fired or laid off.

John: "Hey man, I just saw that Joe got canned. I am gonna go office pillage his desk - you wanna come?"

Sam: "Heck yah. Dibs on his Twilight calendar. Edward is so hot."

by thatonegirlwithhair January 16, 2011

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