naked

what i was as i typed this definition.

I am naked.She is naked, not to mention psychotically hot!

naked by DolanMay September 27, 2003

Nuke it 

Microwaving food for an extra long time to compensate for it being out of date and/or of questionable quality.

Dan:- "Is that pizza going to be ok? It's been there since Friday"

Matt:- "I'll nuke it to be sure"

Nuke it by Stern Boller August 5, 2011

Naked Texas Football

Invented a late November night a few years by two northeastern girls. Dreamed big and dreamed of texas style boys, food, football and friends. At the same time 12:20, the both randomly suggested to play naked texas football in one of the great high school statidums and so it was born-- Naked Texas Football, full on tackle of course

When we go back to Texas, we are going to play Naked Texas Football, until we are covered in so many subtanteces we dont know what hit us

Naked Texas Football by AdidasAngel775 November 26, 2004

neked 

1- Southern pronounciation of Naked
2- Naked and up to no good.

1- He was neked as a mole-rat when he done been borned.
2- She was naked in the shower minding her own business when that neked man got in with her.

neked by senormoomoo April 17, 2006

Naked and afraid 

When your girl doesn't know she's your girl and she's screaming because she doesn't know how she ended up in your basement

Lilly was naked and afraid. Michael was just naked.

Naked and afraid by 69SwantonHigh August 27, 2016

Hop Skip and Go Naked 

A body-numbing drink in which you mix a fifth of 190 proof grain, a case of beer (Ice beer preferably, keep that alcohol percentage up...), two containers of lemonade or limeaid concentrate, and a 2-Liter bottle of sprite together with some ice and prepare to not remember. Two or three cups of this stuff will put you on your ass guaranteed. Best drank with people who aren't gonna steal your shit if you blackout.

Dude 1: Shit man, my head hurts, my stomach's in knots, and where the fuck did these stitches come from?

Dude 2: We made Hop Skip and Go Naked last night, you don't remember? We got fucked up and sold a kidney so we could buy a couple eight hour old hotdogs at 7-11.

Dude 1: I'm pretty sure I have an aneurism.

Hop Skip and Go Naked by LouDogWentToTheMoon March 12, 2007

nukelar 

The way George W. Bush says nuclear.

"They are a nukelar threat." - President Bush

nukelar by w00t!! December 21, 2006