ticket blaster experience

when Chuck E. Cheese cums tickets all over your fucking goddamn face

The ticket blaster experience made my child sooooooooooo happy.

by Supah Dave October 5, 2013

Golden Ticket

When you receive a piece of paper (or similar) that you can turn in for something exciting.

(Midnight releases at the Video Game store Gamestop use this, you pay for the game, they give you the receipt that you must bring back to get the game at Midnight)

I just went to Game Stop and got my Golden Ticket for the Call of Duty:Black Ops midnight release tonight!

by TeccaN9nja February 20, 2011

golden ticket idea

Michael Scott's best idea to date to promote sales. Sadly, this idea was credited to Dwight.

Michael Scott: Ok. We need, a golden ticket idea idea, to get us out of this mess.
Pam Beesly: Does that mean an idea that blows up in our faces later?
Jim Halpert: Good one.

by Anna Norwood March 15, 2009

pawn shop tickets

1. Engaging in sexual activity with another.

"Hey baby, can I get some pawn shop tickets?"
"He was getting some pawn shop tickets from that skank".

by Alia P-S April 27, 2007

shit ticket dispenser

Device used to easily consume the required amount of toilet paper. Toilet paper roll holder. Sometimes abbreviated to S.T.D.

Bill got so mad he broke the shit ticket dispenser off the wall.

by everlife6 May 1, 2009

Open Jaw Ticket

knowing with certainty you'll be receiving a blowjob.

Dude, Sally's coming out to the bars with us later. Totally got that open jaw ticket ;)

by uranium236 June 18, 2011

fat seat ticket

A Airline ticket for fat people that is actually two tickets for one person that is too fat to fit in one seat.

Your momma is so fat, she has to buy two fat seat tickets instead of one fat seat ticket

by yeshua2000 April 21, 2009