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smelly nickel 

eating a nickel waiting for it to pass in the stool then removing it from the smelly load and going to the nearest 7-11 and buying a piece of bubble gum with it.
The hindu guy at the 711 refused to accept my smelly nickel.
smelly nickel by niggaaaaaa September 3, 2006

Nickel Flip 

"Look at that gunk I bet he becomes a phaser in a nickel flip!"
Nickel Flip by HateTouch January 3, 2008

Nickelodeon

A channel that had great variety now fucked up by corporate greed and brainless kids tv executives that believe their audiences are nothing but braindead idiots

The channel is noted for doing bad shit like backstabbing Nelvana over Max & Ruby, screwing over The Legend of Korra and flooding their schedule with endless reruns of Spongebob Squarepants

You know Nickelodeon has fucked for these indications
- You know Nick fucked up when it's top 2 highest rated programs are the annual Kids Choice Awards and SpongeBob reruns
- You know Nick fucked up when the content on Smile of a Child and Sprout look more appealing than their garbage
- You know Nick fucked up when you noticed the UK does a better job with Kids TV than here in the USA
Kid: "Hey mom, Remember when Nickelodeon was awesome?"
Mother: "Yes, It was a time when i wasn't forced to drive myself to drink all because of all those airings of SpongeBob, Dora The Explorer and Bubble Guppies"
Dad: "Honey, did you say Bubble Guppies?"
Mother: "Yes dear!"
*Dad kills himself with gunshot to the head*
Nickelodeon by Sgt. Bilby March 30, 2015

Nickelodeon

A show that was awesome from the 90's to 2006. They include lot's of funny and creative shows like

The Rugrats
Rocko's Modern Life

Hey Arnold
Angry Beaver

Fairly Odd Parents (2001-2006)
Spongebob (1999-2005)

Invader Zim

Drake and Josh

Avatar: The Last Airbender
Catscratch
Wild Thornberry

Nowdays we have stupid garbage ass shows like Sanjay and Craig, The Breadwinners, The Thundermans, Henry Danger, Game Shakers, and Every Witch Way (Soap Opera Shit)

The channel officially died when Fanboy and Chum Chum (another rubbish hack) made it's debut

on November 2009
Nickelodeon 90's and Early 2000's>2010's Nickelodeon
Nickelodeon by Hate You September 17, 2016

nickelodeon and fuck

The better alternative of Netflix and Chill.
GIRL: wanna netflix and chill?
BOY: Screw that let's Nickelodeon and FUCK!
nickelodeon and fuck by bttfboy September 16, 2016

nickel nine 

A nickel-plated nine-millimeter semi automatic handgun often used by would be gangsters and well known rap artists.
1. Shut yo mouth foo before I bust a cap in yo ass with my nickel nine.

2. Nickel nine nigga, floss you die quicker. (Mase)
nickel nine by Jim January 2, 2005