Black & white but looks foreign for some reason(someone lied at birth). The kind of guy that does butt stuff because “you can’t get her pregnant that way”. Has a short, fat dick but has a high SPM(Strokes Per Minute). Basically just an all around beauty.
Girl 1: Do you know Nathan?
Girl 2: You mean that man-horse Nate aka Sexual Chocolate aka Black Lavender aka Silky Black?
Girl 2: You mean that man-horse Nate aka Sexual Chocolate aka Black Lavender aka Silky Black?
by Silkychocolatte November 23, 2021
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Friend: Hey, whatever happened to Nathan?
Me: Got bro an $80 birthday gift and like a month later replaced me. Idgaf anymore fr I just want my money back 😭😭
Me: Got bro an $80 birthday gift and like a month later replaced me. Idgaf anymore fr I just want my money back 😭😭
by pleasgivemeeightydollars June 24, 2023
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Well well well what can I say about a Nathan. He is the reincarnation of your mums great great grandad's mum. He is a wonderful human with a beautiful big toe. He will never give you up and he will never let you down and never gonna turn around and hurt you. However, he is a fun guy to be around and will always take you and your life to the least of his priorities in an attempt to assert dominance over your mother.
None Nathan: "who are you!"
Nathan: "Your mum"
None Nathan: "OH SHIT! You are a Nathan! Everyone run he is dangerous and will hurt us all"
The end
Nathan: "Your mum"
None Nathan: "OH SHIT! You are a Nathan! Everyone run he is dangerous and will hurt us all"
The end
by Big Shaq's Mum December 2, 2021
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A creepy little stalker who thinks he's God's gift to girls.
Often plays several girls one off against the other to feed his pathetic little ego.
Needs constant reassurance that girls find him attractive, despite the fact that he has a non existent penis.
Can't leave his ex's alone even when he has moved on to another girl he needs to keep his options open.
Definately one to keep away from your daughter!
Often plays several girls one off against the other to feed his pathetic little ego.
Needs constant reassurance that girls find him attractive, despite the fact that he has a non existent penis.
Can't leave his ex's alone even when he has moved on to another girl he needs to keep his options open.
Definately one to keep away from your daughter!
by PigPrincess August 13, 2012
Get the Nathan mug.The kind of person who will lie about anything and play the "whoa-is-me" card to gain sympathy and try, damned as he might, to bang any girl he locks eyes with. Basically the human equivalent of aids (never goes away) with a nasty attitude to boot.
Nathan: I just found out I got cancer and may only have a week to live. So can you like, sleep with me one last time so I can get one out while I'm still *gasp* alive
Female: Not if you were the last Nathan on earth.
Female: Not if you were the last Nathan on earth.
by rainbowdash93 March 22, 2012
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