mumdem

A joke. Like, the worst joke anyone could make. A joke someone is proud of but is fucking abhorrent and they don't realise it because they're a dense motherfucker.

Man 1: "Hey, why did the chicken cross the road"?
Man 2: "Fuck off you fucking Mumdem."

by aaronprime March 21, 2018

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murder torpedo

a shark

oh look a murder torpedo

by memer man 234 January 29, 2019

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the most beautiful person to ever exist. mojdeh does so much for everyone but he gets shit in return. mojdeh deserves so much more than what he gets. mojdeh makes me feel happy. like life is worth living. when im with mojdeh i feel happy. there really isnt a way to describe him. but his smile gives me butterflies. i cant take my eyes off of him when im around him. his smile makes me feel like the happiest person in the world. i dont think i could ever live with out him.
mojdeh if you ever end up seeing this, i love you <3

<3mojdeh<3

by fgewgvrecnqkhdcbehdxjn June 7, 2021

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Murder a flock

To drink a slab/carton/block/30 pack tinnies of Emu Export beer.

Man, this disturbance data review was fucked. When I knock off, I’m gonna murder a flock.

by Nan_the_ornithologist June 7, 2021

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mude

mude is an amazing person that everyone can help but love though he can sometimes be narcissistic and sarcastic.

mude is always fun to be around and will do anything for his friends. he is tired 24/7 but he doesnt let that hinder his day to day performance .

Q: "did you see mude?"

A: "yea hes so hot"

"mude is working out AGAIN"

"why does mude think hes better than all of us"

"you are NOT my husband when mude is around"

1: "hi im mude
2: "OMG MARRY ME!"

"thank you mude, ur a real one"

by hdont November 23, 2021

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