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monro

A very rare first name hailed from Scotland. Monros tend to be tough and like to fight and is usually someone who you don't wanna fuck with but once you get to know monro he's sweet and caring.
Don't talk to much smack or monro will get you
by The shady duck October 22, 2017
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Blown Marrow

A hot load of jizz blown from a stiff rigid boner through coitus or masturbation.
I was balls deep in her bowels when I filled her with blown marrow.
by Dick Onchin October 19, 2020
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Good morrow old bean

Just a greeting, like hello but more colourful
by Kt VV February 2, 2010
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mirror

A mirror is someone who really doesnt have a personality of their own so they find someone to copy and mimic them. This can range from clothing to speech and even hobbies. You might think that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery but in this case it isnt
"Dude why is that guy wearing MY t shirt how did he even get it?"
"I dont know man he just a mirror."
by undispute April 30, 2008
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Monroe, Michigan

A sad little town in Michigan located north of Toledo and south of Detroit. No one loves Monroe, because it is not very important. There's lots of cornfields and the winters are long and cold. Most people who live here spend their time thinking of ways to make other people miserable, because it is their only way to defeat severe cases of depression caused from a lack of sunlight and unemployment. Some teenagers spend their time thinking of ways to leave for Ann Arbor or Ypsi on the weekends. The ones without cars have to bum rides from their friends or actually try to find something to do in Monroe.. You could always go to the game. If you hate sports you're pretty much screwed, unless you have enough money to buy several cups of cofee while sitting in a cafe listening to twelve year old emo kids whine about their lives. If none of these things sound appealing to you-make out with each other or masterbate (these are really your only healthy options.) If you can't keep it in your pants, use a rubber, because no one wants more miserable monroe biotches walking around on the streets. And as for "historical importance" Sure.. Custer lived here, but all he did was kill people anyways. Why the hell does our town celebrate Custer week? Monroe is obviously a city filled with sick bastards (literally..we always have the flu and were conceived out of wed-lock)
Teen1: What do you want to do today?

Teen2: I don't know.. Wanna go to Ann Arbor?

Teen1: I can't. I don't have enough money for gas.

Teen2: Uhhh.. wanna go to the cafe?

Teen1: I can't I don't have enough money for cofee.

Teen2: Let's go to the park.

Teen1: But it's -20 degrees outside!

Teen2: Wanna make out?

Teen1: I have a cold.

Teen2: Screw this! I'm going home to masterbate.

Teen1: I hate my life. I'm going to spend the rest of my day thinking of ways to make your life miserable! I hate you.

Teen2: Don't hate me. Hate Monroe, Michigan!
by I might as well move to Hell January 26, 2009
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Monroement

noun - e.g., "to have a Monroement"
The unfortunate moment, while walking down the street, when a loose and flowy skirt gets blown up by a strong wind, exposing the wearers panties.

The word derives from Marilyn Monroe's skirt blowing scene in the 1955 film The Seven Year Itch.
I knew I shouldn't have worn my silk skirt today. It was *so* windy downtown, and I totally had a Monroement as Suzanne and I were running to catch the MAX. Everyone saw my thong, and it was very embarrassing!
by mcspilli July 25, 2010
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mirrorball

(visual and written)synonym for American singer, songwriter, writer, performer, actress, film director and Dr. in fine arts Taylor Swift
-“LOOK, TAYLOR SWIFT CAME TO MY PROM”
-“That’s a picture of a mirrorball…”
-“Exactly
by ppeater13 June 11, 2022
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