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meat-baton

(n.) A proper substitute for referring to one's penis; in the context of it being a bludgeoning weapon.
"Peter, what do you love most about being a man?"

"To be honest John, I just love being able to commit acts of police brutality with my meat-baton! In fact last night I made my wife realize good and well that not having dinner ready is a felony in my house! Haha!"
by Krak and Smak May 18, 2010
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Meat Cleavered

To receive an excruciatingly painful blowjob from a bitch that uses way more teeth than lip action. Usually occurs when the female is drunk or simply from inexperience.
Roger's girlfriend came home so smashed from her girls night out that she meat cleavered his cock instead of her usual skillful dome when she engulfed his raging knob.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
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Meat Beaster

An extremely vicious and sexually aggressive female who rides penis with such dominate authority that the mans cock as well as his pride is damaged.
Guy 1 -Damn she looks good! Piping that down must've been amazing

Guy 2 -Not at all that meat beaster rode my dick so hard she smashed my balls into my asshole
by jrk89 December 14, 2013
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meat-work

a pun derived from the realization that, there is no "i" in team, but, there is "meat" in team
The burger joint had always practiced a great amount of meat-work because there is meat in Team!
by mormdavid March 28, 2015
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Vegetable meat

Long lose lips of the pussy that stays constantly wet. Also referred to as veggie meat. Front butt flaps.
Spread you legs so I can chew on your veggie meat.

I'm feeling thirsty pull that front butt out an whip that vegetable meat on my tongue.
by Hillbilly mafia June 27, 2018
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Grind the meat!!!

1) An expression of satisfaction, especially when you've accomplished something big. Equivalent to "That's what I'm talking about!!".

2) One way of catcalling.
Hot chick walks by, and you yell "Grind the meat!!!".

3) What Mr. Trump did to Grandma Hillary's beef curtains.

4) Essentially anything else you might deem appropriate. There is actually no wrong incorrectto use this phrase.
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Meat Bus

Progressive rock band from Chicago. They rose to fame in the late 80's and were heavily influenced by The Outfield, Bryan Adams, and Loverboy. Their heavy drug use and wild orgies ultimately lead to their demise. They reunited in 1999 with more of a Smashmouth sound. Often considered rebels or "bad boys." Their fan base is mostly teenage girls. Some of their hits include: "Meat Bus," "Kamikaze Dad," "John Wayne Gasey Rock and Roll," and "Summer Sausage Sex"
Eric: "Did you see Meat Bus last night?"
John: "Are you kidding, they rocked the house and impregnated my wife!"
by john denver experience January 28, 2012
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