Mortal Kombat Advance

The worst game of all time!

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by qwerewq March 13, 2004

Mortation

Mortation-when smoking weed in a circle of friends you pass the joint in a rotation.when this rotation gets broken up more than once(usually cause your so fucking high)it's then called a mortation.more+rotation=Mortation

(stoner 1)"oh man i'm so fucking high i'm fucking up the rotation"
(stoner 2)"oh man now it's a mortation"
(stoner 1&2)laughing
(stoner 1&2)more laughing
(stoner 1)"totally"

by casarsa5 March 30, 2005

getting mortal

A recent popular term to refer to the intention of becoming intoxicated from heavy alcohol consumption. Generally used by the lesser educated and/or millennial generation as the phrase itself "getting mortal" literally translates as "becoming exactly the same as i currently am" as, after all, everyone with the exception of John Wick is mortal.

Overexcited girl: "Tell you what guys I cant wait for tonight im getting mortal"
Educated friend: "You mean your immortal, you can't die?"
Overexcited girl: "What?"
Educated friend: "Twat."

by Declaron EU-Darksorrow August 11, 2017

Post - mortem - Michael - Jackson - fan

People who thought Michael Jackson was shit but once he died downloaded all of his songs and thought he was a legend (which he is).

"Hey see that chick over their singing Billy Jean".

"She listens to all that metro shit, shes just a post - mortem - Michael - Jackson - fan."

by Nik, teadrinker July 27, 2009

la petit mort

It refers to a woman passing out after having a powerful orgasm.

Meg: Riley, where have you been? The partys over.
Riley: I've been in the guest bedroom, Jason over there gave me La Petit Mort.

by BlakeMoros July 17, 2017

MCotM

Mac Chick of the Month

Due to popular demand, we are proud to offer a MCotM desktop wallpaper to enhance the beauty of your Mac.

by feux04 May 10, 2009

mortebation

Death by Masturbating too much;

comes from latin root for death combined with masturbation

"What's the COD Doc?"

"After extensive study, I figured out it is mortebation."

"How do you figure that?"

"You don't wanna know."

by Bluefire Zeta March 29, 2010