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Meat Mango

Sorry guys, I’m gonna head home and munch on my girlfriend’s meat mango.
by ThatOtherOther November 30, 2018
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torkad mango

A boy answeres "torkad mango" when asked:

-What do I have in the bag baby
-TORKAD MANGO!
-Yeah, your right sugar
What do I have in my bag?
TORKAD MANGO
by yoboytorkadmango November 19, 2021
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pull a mango

To have a (often mirror) picture taken of yourself in which one or both of your legs are raised and/or in the air, a trend started by the glorious sensation that is Mango Juice. The person, not the fruit juice.
"Pull a mango when you take a selfie next time."
by rggezdzzzdzd November 19, 2014
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Chill mango

That dude is easy to hang out with, hes such a chill mango.
by Starwars120k May 22, 2011
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eating the mango

Performing cunilingus.

From the resemblance between eating a juicy mango and performing oral sex on a female.
Guy: My girlfriend likes me to perform oral sex on her, but I don't enjoy it.... It's just so ... wet and messy.

His buddy: Dude, think of it as, like, eating a mango. In fact, my girlfriend calls it eating the mango.
by Dandy Dinmot May 17, 2009
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Climbing the Mango tree

To masturbate out of desperation, especially during an extended period of sexual abstinence. Often the abstinence is not by choice, but rather by one's failed attempts to make it with someone else.
The term originates from an episode of "Two and a Half Men".
"...if you still have the energy, pull it like a monkey climbing the mango tree."
by J. Gam October 16, 2008
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Blue Mango

The bottled sense of delusion one gets from sleep deprivation. A very potent drug that is new on the market.
Guy 1: Man I was on blue mango last night. I was fucked up man. I kept on seeing green goats trying to smell the mountains.

Guy 2: I was on blue mango and I saw a unicorn jumping a double rainbow.

Guy 1: Dudddeee!!! That was good night!!
by Ma Mama February 19, 2011
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