your mum is gay 

If someone says this to you just accept your fate as this insult automatically destroys the person who it is targeted at

A: Your mums sucks dick
B: Your mum is gay
A: *cries*

your mum is gay by hentai is weeb shit September 19, 2017

your mum 

Possibly the greatest insult ever, due to the sheer randomness of it.

Bob: Do you have the time?
Fred: Your mum
Bob: Shut up, you fag. Why do you have to be such a fag all the time?
Fred: Your mum! Your mum, that's why!

your mum by Tempestua December 5, 2004

Nicks mum 

If anyone ever asks you an awkward question, just reply "Nicks mum" or "Nicks mum did it" etc.
Refers to a 'milf'

" Hey dude, where were you last night?"
".... with Nicks mum?"

OR

" Who do you like more, me or him?"
" Errrr... Nicks mum"

Nicks mum by hannah&chlo January 31, 2010

ya mum 

awesome come back, espescially when u have no idea what the insult meant

Wanker: "wow, you are such a dumbass"
You: "maybe so... but i fucked your mum sideways twice up the clacker and she kept screaming for more"
Wanker: *shut down*
You: *awesome*

ya mum by nick santos May 13, 2005

Ya Mum 

a uselessly funny phrase used when you can't think of jack all 2 say. I use it at least once every day.

"How ya goin'?"
"YA MUM"

"Yo fat mole"
"YA MUM"

"Suck my cock"
"suck ya mums cock"

"Your fat"
"YA MUM"

"what were you doin last night?"
"YA MUM!"

Ya Mum by Bend Over June 8, 2004

me mum 

your mom in British english

i love me mum so much

me mum by Rickynesh April 21, 2017

Your mum 

An insult or comeback which is particularly useful to use on your ginger "friend" (especially one who denys that they are ginger - remember: there is no such colour as "strawberry blond"). This will make him whine like the little bitch on a period that he is.

Brucie: I'm not ginger

Gav: yes you are
Brucie: my parents are not ginger either
Gav: your mum colours her hair
Brucie: what? how do you know?
Gav: saw her minge last night
Brucie: WHAT?
Gav: yep.... Her minge was as orange as a cheesy Dorito. And more cheesy
Brucie: you cunt!

Your mum by I banged Brucie's mum September 15, 2012