Rhys eyes

When you've had too much weed, and you cant keep your eyes open, making you look slightly chinese. Sometimes have trouble reading things and typing properly.

" Dude you look really tired"
"Yeah I've got Rhys eyes man"

by hannah&chlo January 30, 2010

Nicks mum

If anyone ever asks you an awkward question, just reply "Nicks mum" or "Nicks mum did it" etc.
Refers to a 'milf'

" Hey dude, where were you last night?"
".... with Nicks mum?"

OR

" Who do you like more, me or him?"
" Errrr... Nicks mum"

by hannah&chlo January 31, 2010