Monster Energy Drink 

An overrated energy drink for children and teenagers.

(For the record, I have tried one. Read the example for my reaction (person 2) )

PERSON 1: yo dude try this Monster energy drink it gives you tonz of energies and it tastes awesome!

PERSON 2: *takes a sip and throws away the can* I think I've tasted urine better than this. No thanks, I'll stick with tea, coffee, or Mountain Dew for my caffeine needs - "dude."

Monster Energy Drink by FoxShadow April 19, 2011

Monster Mash 

When a man with a large member engages in intercourse with a hot petite female who is willing to take it in all holes.

"See that little bitch over there? We did the monster mash last weekend and she's still limping."

Monster Mash by Rockabilly March 10, 2009

monster minder 

Someone who defends or protects massive or unruly pets.

Chuck: "Did you see that dude at the park with the huge Roti?"

P.B.: "Yup, he had tons of gear to control that MoFo, case he went apeshit on the

other poor unsuspecting pups there."

Chuck: "I know eh, the guy must me a "monster minder".

monster minder by nar August 26, 2014

Monster Import 

The best energy drink. EVER.

"While in Europe last summer at the Spanish Moto GP, we saw a cool re-sealable can and knew it would be perfect for monster. The company said, 'only available in Europe.' We said, 'B.S., we gotta have it!' Next stop Amsterdam, Holland and a specialty plant to fill the funky can with our new super premium Monster import formula. Monster import has a clean, smooth Euro-flavor, less calories, but still gets you off as good as the orgional"
-Monster Energy

"if you can open and close the can with one hand you probably dated a lot when you were younger."

Person 1: Have you ever had a Monster Import?

Person 2: No. Whats that?

Person 1: *Shoots person 2 in the foot*

Monster Import by addicted2energydrinks August 26, 2009

monster truck 

When a buddy of yours stays over on the couch and you run your knee's across the top of them while screaming "MONSTER TRUCK"!!

"wake up! MONSTER TRUCK!!!"

monster truck by soda-POP77 February 18, 2009

monster with two backs

n. (or v. add: making the)
2 ppl having sex

im not shure how to use that unless u are looking thrugh someones window and saying to ur freind : look its a monster with two backs.

monster with two backs by mr. whoopie September 10, 2006

Monster Dick 

A penis usually referring to a black male. Monsters are over 14 inches at the least.

Jill: Wow, look at that MONSTER DICK!
Tiffany: Wow!

Monster Dick by Press To Talk January 1, 2010