Lightning Strike

When taking a shit on a conventional toilet, and the poo breaks the surface of the water but is still connected to your anus.

They say lightning never strikes the same place twice. But I just had back to back lightning strikes in the shitter.

by Bazza from down Under February 19, 2019

Greased Lightning

A form of suicide which consist of the victim dunking a fork in motor oil and then quickly inserting it into an electrical outlet.

Ma'am, we've examined the body. It appears that your son died from... Greased Lightning.

by Nordlord819 April 13, 2019

to be struck by lightning

to have an enlightenment or an epiphany

president Barack obama needs to be struck by lightning and stop dithering when it comes to US Foreign Policy.

by Sexydimma March 8, 2015

lightning strikes

A slang term for snorting lines of cocaine

Yo im all geeked up from taking some lightning strikes

by strikeripper1101 October 16, 2009

white lightning

When a person attempts to deepthroat a man while shitfaced and vomits all over the penis, but continues performing oral sex anyway.

Dude, I love white lightning...

AH SHIT! THAT"S FUCKED UP! JUST LEAVE!

by clive owens July 4, 2009

White Lightning

a hip drink composed of seltzer and a slice of lemon. Named because of it's ability to keep the mind sharp and the head clear.

steve walked into the bar and, knowing he'd need all his energy and focus for his meetings the next morning, ordered a White Lightning.

by Jamie Sampson June 12, 2008

Pink Lightning

The general pink colour after waxing a lightning bolt into your pubic hair.

I wanted to have an interesting crotch accessory, but I had to deal with the pink lightning.

by 7acquie April 14, 2010