lightning gunt

the gunt that attracts mother natures forces and transfers it into extreme pleasure.

the fat chick had a lightning gunt!

by ThisGuntGotGame July 11, 2009

north american lightning rod

go to an open field and strip yourself naked. lay in the grass and wait until your penis gets hard. then you place a piece of metal on/near your balls ( have your nuts at least touching the metal) when a thunderstorm comes be prepared

dude, wanna go to the school's field and get a north american lightning rod?

by CmTx P33p3RM4N June 13, 2009

Leyton lightning

1: Insurance fraud committed by means of arson. Refers to a fire touched off by a putative lightning strike within the precincts of Leyton, a neighbourhood of east London with a reputation as a centre of urban deprivation. Perhaps coined by Linda Smith, English stand up comedienne.

2: Italian business insurance.

Egon Ronay: “Nobody ever went to that fine Italian restaurant on the high street because it was next door to a funeral home. I hear that last week the place burned down.”

Linda Smith: “Must have been a case of Leyton lightning.”

by 2x Talk August 25, 2010

Lightning Flash

The electrical transference of energy due to atmospheric pressure change which causes a quick transfer of energy called lightning (or a lightning flash).

The fire was started by that lightning flash

by FrankRally1234 January 13, 2009

lightning slut

A typical adult woman of the 'slutty' variety, however her sexual encounters are over in such a short time that they have been called "lightning fast". Not to be confused with lightning bug, because their rear ends rarely glow. This is a unique strategy for the experienced slut, as it allows her to have many more suitors in a short amount of time, therefore leveling up her experience as quickly as possible. However, it is not always intentional. Some lightning sluts have enough sex to be called a slut, but they are just bad at sex.

"I thought her experience would make her good, but she was totally a lightning slut, and for some reason her butt was glowing"

by Nayr Yarg June 12, 2014

Lightning Sex

Getting taxed while have sex

Since the lightning lost, I'm going to have lightning sex.

by Aef06 June 17, 2015

Seattle Lightning Bolt

When you dump a gallon of water on your girls vagina, then proceed to slap her viciously with your dick. And then shit on her vagina and shove in quickly

Dad: "Son, I want you to know you were born during the Seattle lightning bolt"

by lusealdickman September 18, 2016