double-layered hypocrite

A person who is a hypocrite, whose methods are layered on top of one another to the point where it happens to condemn hypocrisy itself. In other words, a person condemns being a hypocrite whilst being one himself, therefore making him a double-layered hypocrite.

I am a double-layered hypocrite.

by _Neutral_Definition_Definer_ July 7, 2017

Man Landers

It's like an Ann Landers advice columnist only it is a male giving the advice.

I don't understand what it is that my boyfriend /spouse wants from me. Maybe I will ask Man Landers

by Easy bake October 10, 2017

second layering

The art of sneaking biscuits/chocolates from the second layer of the tin before the first layer has been finished.

Mammy!! Daddy’s second layering the Christmas biscuits.

by Daddy Poppins December 18, 2017

seven layer daddy

A hot as fuck guy who is also a seven course meal

Damn that boy a seven layer daddy

by Dabdab January 2, 2018

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verb: to fckin merk someone

dude i totally fuckin 1080 ladderstall fakie claymore instaswap quadheadshot doubled someone on the 360 last night

by a;alkwfnopaewfnpafnpn February 15, 2018

public ladder

A slut who lets anyone go down on her for money in schools, events, amusement parks, etc.

Guy 1: Yo let’s check out that public ladder near that bathroom over
Guy 2: No way that’s a huge ass line
Guy 1: Dang it lets go find another one

by Fireguy47 July 22, 2018

dairy ladder

A sexual act by which a gentleman titty-f***’s a large breasted woman who is lactating while her breasts are full. The leaking milk is the only lubricant used. The gentleman makes aggressive cow noises while the woman spanks and scolds him with phrases such as “You filthy cunt!!” and “Down Bessie!”

Dude, I totally climbed the Dairy Ladder with Tiffany last night.

by Stenlee May 23, 2018