lance goodburger

a fake person on social networking pages (like myspace or facebook) used to boost numbers and make one appear more popular

'lance goodburger accepted your friend request'

by mrs goodburger March 31, 2009

lance

Generally referring to 7-consecutive Tour De France Champion and professional bicyclist, Lance Armstrong.

"I wonder who will win the tour this year now that Lance is done?"

by fogarty June 21, 2006

Lance Armstrong

The greatest cyclist that we have seen for a long time. Triathlete-turned cycling legend, was diagnosed with advanced testicular cancer at the age of 25, was only given a 40-50% chance to live, survived, and went on to win a record 7 Tours de France. He is now retired, but is still very much invovled in the cycling and cancer communities, and has his own foundation, the Lance Armstrong Foundation. He started the Livestrong wristbands and also has a Livestrong clothing line and a 10/2 clothing line (10/2=October 2, the day Lance was diagnosed) and a US dollar from each product sold goes to the LAF. An amazing human being, and we won't see someone like him for a long time to come.

Lance Armstrong is an eight year cancer survivor!

by LanceIsMyHero December 26, 2005

that's so Lance

When something is bad or gay or sucks.

In reference to Lance Bass of nsync.

person 1: "did you watch that's so Raven last night?"

person 2: "what!? you like that show!?!?.... that's SO Lance!"

by Peter_M. October 4, 2006

Lance

A few, leisurely light ales, often consumed early evening ahead of a heavy night out on the piss.

Taken from a shortened rhyming slang for "loosener", South African Cricketer 'Lance Klusener'

"Come round about 6pm, we'll have a couple of Lances before we head out"

by Chaz78 August 24, 2009

lance sucks nuts

a shemale that likes to suck big hairy balls

So you pulled a lance sucks nuts last night?

by nutsucks September 26, 2009

Langer

A person from Cork. Onomatopoeic with the cry of the Corkonian. Also their mating call.

Person A: Good evening, sir! From where doth thee hail?
Person B: De people's republic of Cork, ye langer!
Person A: Thank you. I shall avoid going there.

by antix June 16, 2016