kyle 

The most amazin human being 2 walk the face of the planet. If he punched u in the face u would have the urge 2 thank him. opinionated in the cutest way. awesome man pecs. tends 2 be funny and has witty comebacks. warrior of godlike proportions. body of god muscles of hulk looks of Bradd pitt-jhonny depp hybrid sex appeal of glen quagmire lovableness of a puppy and kitten hugging in the sunset and reflexes of a jaguar. spends most of his time pimpin hoesrollin in his lambowinning. Researchers at harvard ran som tests on him 2 find out who his parents are and discovered He created himself cuz hes equal 2 God. has many forms but most common form is a teenage dark haired student 2 avoid bein found by Satan. just cuz he looks nonthreatnin doesnt mean he wont open his trade-mark can-o-whoop-ass on u. He currently resides in a discrete location in the U.S. dont bother lookin for him, cuz he knows where u are. December 20th 2013 is the day he plans 2 retire from being BAMF. within the next 24 hours humanity will fall endin the Earth. Kyleing a verb is 2 have sex with a hot girl. standard name that is growin popular over time. Its true that he can expect above average penis usually reaching 10-12 inches. He can beat up Josh a guy who kills people with school buses full of children and puppies. Kyle adjective is bein awesome and 2 have a big dick. He likes bein is a sneaky redneck who enjoys it and is armed 2 the teeth with knives. This definition of Kyle does no justice.

sorry about the bad grammer and punctuation guys, I was ran out of characters.
Person 1: "Who's that kid over there?"
Person 2: "Can't you tell? Thats a Kyle!"
Person 1: "Well hot damn."
Person 2: "Amen."

Friend: Bro have you seen Kyle?

other friend:yeah why?

Friend: i just wanna know what hes doing.

other friend: WHAT?!?!YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW! HES WINNING AND BEING A BAMF'ing PIMP 24/7 365!!!!

dude you totally kyled the shit out of her!

Person 1: "Hey did you hear that Kyle guy has a thundercock?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I know another guy named Kyle who also has one that is quite large"

Hot Babe 1: I love that Kyle!
Hot Babe 2: No I love him!

Hot Babe 3: No Actually I am his girlfriend.

Hot Babes 1-2: ....

Hot Babes 1-2: DAMN YOU I LOVE HIM!!!

my friend kyle is awesome

Kyle is such a sneaky redneck.

kyle by #ThisIsMyLifeNow May 2, 2013

Kyle 

a really sweet guy who is thoughtful but will use you. but because if his charm you won't see his evil. Once you finally understand him he will leave you. He will apologize and be sorry for what he did and you should except his apology because he learned and will be a better person. He is also super cute and lovable.

Jess: Oh my god Kyle used you! I'm not shocked!
Beth: he used me to get pussy tit and ass pics!
Jess: I told you to be careful with kyles!

Kyle by poopnard022 August 22, 2014

Kyle 

Kyle is so cool and has a huge cock and gets laid everyday.kyle has a good reputation all over shool.

Look it’s kyle I want to fuck him

Kyle by Goldfoxy22 July 14, 2018

Kyle 

Kyle is smart and cute and very good at football and basketball

Kyle is also wise and a leader kyle is also a good friend abd easy to get along with

Kyle is a good of sport

Kyle by White bread jr May 23, 2018

Kyle 

Kyle is a boy in which his hair is more perfect than a sunset at the beach. Kyle has an amazing personality and will light up anyone's day. He is the most funniest, cutest guy you'll ever find.

Wow that guy is a definite kyle

Kyle by Lillianã Q. June 24, 2018

Kyle'd 

A word derived from the hit television show South Park. This happens when one gets shorted, gypped or cheated out of money, goods or services. This coincidently follows Jewish stereotype, due to the fact Kyle is Jewish. It can also mean to ridicule someone after he/she delivers a great punch line in a politically incorrect or racial joke amidst all the laughter.

Ghetto -- Kyle’d -- Example ----

Soon to be Kyle'd Angry black: Yo word is bond son, I heard that fool McCain is so old, he helped Moses load the Ark.

Kyle'in Politically correct black: Seriously Tyrone, that’s not funny. His age is irrelevant and you know Obama is going to win, so who cares.

Kyle'd Very angry black: Yo nigga you keep that up and you gonna get Debo’d (see Debo’d) fo’ yo Mello’s. Why er’ time I clown that old fool, I get Kyle’d by yo fake black ass?


White Trash dinner table -- Kyle’d --Example -----

White trash mother: Cletus!!!! Pass the bacon, you momma is starving!!!!

Cletus white trash son: UUH ok momma, hey they got a new black in class they do…hes as black as Wesley Snipes butt hole momma……

Politically correct sister: Dammit Cletus grow up!!!! Ray is smart, articulate and polite…that’s uncalled for you, you, you...Harleyman!!! (see Harleyman)

White trash mother: Dammit you little liberal skank!!!! Get yo thin ass in yo room, no dinner fur u tonite missy!!!!! If Cletus gets Kyle’d again by you, its your ass!!!!!


Jewish Transaction --Kyle’d --Example ----

Saul the Jeweler: I’m sorry Mr. Angelo, but I cant go any cheaper on the watch repair…

Mr Angelo: You damn thief, that’s robbery you told me 1000$ not 1195.75$$ Im sick of being nickled and dimed then Kyle’d by you and your people, go back to the dessert for another 40 years…..

Saul: Whatever you human pizza, I hope you phart (see phart) yourself nonight.

Kyle'd by TB2_nola February 16, 2009

Kyle 

A "Kyle" is to fuck one over and lose a game of UNO.

I'm going to use this card and hopefully not do a "kyle" without thinking so my enemy can win

Kyle by Tridenty February 6, 2020