half-kidding

When you're not sure if you're kidding. Or you're just plain stupid. Of course, you alone are responsible for any shit that goes down once you half-kid.

JEEZ, she actually turned up. I was only half-kidding when I invited her.

by Cold Mirror August 6, 2016

Fiddy Kiddler

a child who fiddles older/mature people

Reece,4,kiddled his friends Mum,46

by John Masters April 5, 2003

Kiddiejames

A young boy that is flexing all tha time

''Look there a kiddiejames"

by Killa2839 October 20, 2016

kiddiekummer

When someone has no younger siblings so they go for people of their own age who happen to look a lot younger to compensate.

Margaret: I actually think he's really hot

Kara: Ew, he's literally 5 feet !

Margaret: Ugh fuck I know I'm into it, I have a shitty case of kiddiekummer

by cooliwalla November 8, 2018

kiddies

kid titties

"omg i used to have such big kiddies"

by Caroline.M.Baeislife June 5, 2020

KiddiePool Surprise

When you eat out a girl who just gave birth, still in a pile of blood and fluids, and you eat some of her shit. That's the "surprise"

"John owes me five bucks, if he doesn't pay me back soon we're taking him to the hospital for a KiddiePool Surprise"

by RancidTrain November 15, 2020

Kiddiephobia

The fear of a kiwi being inside or your breast (otherwise known as tiddie)and the additional fear of the kiwi's beak being your nipple

Gojo: I have kiddiephobia

Nanami: wtf is that

Gojo: *cries because of kiddiesphoria*

by BakaOtaku May 20, 2021