the Hellen Keller

when a man is getting a blowjob from a woman and instead of the tradtional "on her knees" style, he is reversed so his nutsack is now on her eyeballs, one nut in place of each eye, so she cannot see, this is because Hellen Keller was blind. Also, he is using his free hands to cover up her ears, this is obviously because she was deaf. Finally as she is becomin acquaintences with his johnson, he makes her say a sequence of words that are incomprehensible because, of course, his shlong is in her mouth, causing her to seem mute. After she has become mute, blind and deaf, you can officially say you have performed The Hellen Keller.

Kevin: Boy, I could sure dish out a good ol' Hellen Keller right about now.

Rodi: Oh Boy! The Hellen Keller? My favorite!

Kevin: Well in that case, let the Hellerin' begin.

by Sniffles Bakalakastan June 27, 2009

Kell

To be extremely awkward and make others feel awkward because your so weird. To still live with mommy in your mid 20's cause your so awkward.

"Yo Tim is so awkward he makes me feel uncomfortable. I swear he is a Kell."
"He is of drinking age and still lives with his mommy? he is no doubt a Kell"

by Mike Boog September 3, 2013

trinity keller

a famous instagram sex therapist, who is married to momo. trinity often spends her days collecting rocks and fucking bitches gettin money.

trinity keller is the sexiest bitch alive!!

by urmomsgay April 23, 2019

Trinity Keller

a muff muncher cheesy fanny man slag

oi oi elaine fam what’s ur bbm??
don’t talk to me fam u look like Trinity Keller

by johnnycashgisasmash April 30, 2019

kelby

snorlax looking creature who enjoys playing video games, listening to never shout never, drinking alcohol, and eating blue waffles. kelby's dialogue consists of the phrases "nope, you would, ohhhmyyygoddd, and of course...0k' "

(how a convo would go if a girl was asking out the kelby creature):

girl: "hey kelby, i need to talk to u about something"
kelby: "ohhhhmyyyygodddd"
girl: "so...i was wondering if u wanted to go out with me?"
kelby: -shakes head repeatedly- and says "nope nope nope"
girl: cries
kelby: "you wouuld"

by naynay8 April 30, 2010

Keller Texas

A shithole of a town located in the 817 Metroplex of DFW North Texas. Not too far from Denton and Dallas, it is often referred to as the "K-Hole" for it's striking similarities to being stuck in an endless psychedelic/drug induced coma.

"Welcome to Keller Texas!"
"I can't wait to leave K-Hole!!"

by Aredjay October 8, 2008

sam keller

the fucking man; a god among west coast quarter backs

Every year Sam Keller chooses one lucky first born child to be thrown into the sun.

by Tanner Case November 1, 2007