When someone is extremely afraid of masturbation. This is in reference to the founder of Kellogg's cereal because he thought that corn flakes would stop masturbation, thought that circumcision was a cure for many unrelated diseases, thought that pain killer sure not be used in circumcision so that it would be like a punishment, and often burned the clitoris.
-I think my parents have Kellogg Syndrome. They walk in on me and lost their minds!
- No way i'm doing that! Its too noisy. My parents have Kellogg Syndrome and would kill me if they found out I beat my meat on a regular basis!
- No way i'm doing that! Its too noisy. My parents have Kellogg Syndrome and would kill me if they found out I beat my meat on a regular basis!
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Kellie is an amazing and smart girl. She can be a very funny at times. Once you get to know a Kellie they will be a loyal and trustworthy friend. Also they will get a glo up so be nice.
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