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Jonas Bahn

Hey, Vsauce. Michael here. Where are your fingers? Seriously. It's a pretty easy question. You should be able to answer it. But how do you know? How does anyone know anything?

You might say, well, I know where my fingers are. I'm looking right at them. Or, I can touch them, I can feel them, they're right here and that's good. Your senses are a great way to learn things. In fact, we have way more than the usual five senses we talk about. For instance, your kinesthetic sense, proprioception. This is what the police evaluate during a field sobriety test. It allows you to tell where your fingers and arms and head and legs in your body is all in relation to each other without having to look or touch other things. We have way more than five senses, we have at least twice as many and then some. But they're not perfect.

There are optical illusions, audio illusions, temperature sensation illusions, even tactile illusions. Can you turn your tongue upside down? If so, perfect. Try this. Run your finger along the outer edge of the tip of your upside down tongue. Your tongue will be able to feel your finger, but in the wrong place. Our brains never needed to develop an understanding of upside down tongue touch. So, when you touch the right side of your tongue when it's flipped over to your left side you perceive a sensation on the opposite side, where your tongue usually is but isn't when it's upside down. It's pretty freaky and cool and a little humbling, because it shows the limits of
by Da Wisest Of Dem All December 8, 2017
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Jonas Jerebko

The best basketball player of all time, fundamental big, there’s never been a better player.
Person 1: Ay yo have did you see JJ (Jonas jerebko) last night?
Person 2: yeah man he dropped 50 while being double teamed the whole game.

Person 3: who is Jonas Jerebko?
*Person 1 and 2 then proceed to smash person 3’s face into their balls for committing a sin as bad as not knowing Jerebko*
by YaMuva1 October 1, 2019
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jonahs

A blonde, creepy shithead of a human being
Jonahs stuck my pencil up his ass!
by beetledickjuice September 6, 2020
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jonash

extremely peng and rich and is the best at league of legends. most of the time is cringe but thats what makes jonash jonash.
Guy: Thats not how the song goes, you've jonash'ed it
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Andy Jonas Singh

A zesty ass mdfk, will rizz up any guy other than his own girlfriend.
You see, Andy Jonas SIngh is at it again, flirting with Jayden.
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Frankie Jonas

The fourth Jonas and the one who we least care about. He will probably replace Kevin Jonas in a matter of years. He probably has jealously problems and will more than likely murder his brothers in a fit of jealousy.
Fangirl: OH my God! Did you hear Frankie Jonas is getting his own television show?
Fangirl 2: Why the hell would I care about stupid Frankie Jonas? He's the least likable, and the least attractive.
by Annemermaid1995 August 24, 2009
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Jonas Sisters

A shitty band composed by a fat bitch called Kevin, another fat bitch called Joe and a stupid bitch with diarrhea (...or diabetes?) called Nick.

These 3 stupid whores are also WRONGLY known as the Jonas Brothers.
God: The Jonas Sisters Suck

The rest of the world: We agree!
by DeathMagnetic October 14, 2008
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