joel madden

A wholesome non-whoreish singer who can hit the most amazing notes. Has dated Hilary Duff and Nicole Richie, which is stupid, but is nothing serious. Like black but at the same time looks kind and not emo. I think he's great and I don't give a motherfuck what people say.
Woweeeeee did you go to Good Charlotte's concert?JOEL MADDEN!!!
Yeah I fainted
Why?
Cause it was the best night of my life
by ihatemichael November 16, 2007
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Joel King

The coolest kid i know. His friends pressure him to change majors and tell him his isnt real. Its sad, but he is nice.

He once went to brazil and brought me back a sammich it was nice.

He likes to hardcore party, you can usually find him around campus singing songs while playing his guitar. Some times he gets confused and brings out his rock band guitar, but its okay he is only a bit senial.

If he doesnt have a guitar with him, you will be sure to find him outside his dorm thinking about life's most radical thoughts. He is pretty gnarly.

He enjoys computers, music, volleyball, history, not taking calculus, english 015 composition and rhetoric, being an honors student (aka better than everyone else), and eating chinese food.
Ben:Dude did you see Joel King yet today?
Mark: Yeah... Gee Golly Gosh.... he sure is dreamy.
Ben: Are you okay?
Mark: Yeah, he is so cool. I want to be like him.
by ohhaiiiiiiiii March 30, 2010
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Joel's Shortcut

In math, when stuck on a problem, especially a proof in geometry (which are useless and a waste of time) the answer will always = Joel's Shortcut, the universal answer too all.
If a = b & b = c & the sum of the earth is 1, then what does FISH = ?
FISH = Joel's Shortcut of course
by sparky winsor February 20, 2005
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Joel Madden

the lead singer of the band good charlotte. he rocks and nobody can say that he doesn't. his brother benji is in his band aswell
interviewer: y r u so cool?
joel: cuz i rock
by stanga_69 July 21, 2005
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joel embiid

A: Damn did you see that dream shake by Joel Embiid?
B: Yeah, it's like watching Hakeem in the 90s
by EBACHAKARTACHA November 26, 2016
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Java Joel

Former Chicago radio host. Best known for his controversial 2003 interview with Justin Timberlake. His William Hung remixes helped usher in a nationwide phenonenom, for better or for worse.
Fired by Clear Channel Communications in 2005 for telling an innocuous racial joke.
Since his firing, Java Joel's favorite station is B96.
by Dougie Stylz May 28, 2005
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Joel Moment

When someone does or says something really obvious or dumb, something Joel would say or do
Joel asked “Where’s Milwaukee?” after visiting the city for a meet; a Joel moment.

Joel once said “Wait, I thought everyone came from the Mayflower,” a Joel moment.
by Amogussussy March 18, 2021
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