Jan

Very sexy strong alpha male, has big penis. Loves his friends and mom, also loves other friends moms.

Look Jan is coming!
OMG I WANT HIM UWU

by gaser420 December 7, 2022

jan-o-gram

That deluge of redundant, long-ass emails from a coworker serving only to suck all the life and joy out of those named within its distribution list.

“Dude, what’s got you down?”
“Another buttload of jan-o-grams showed up in my inbox today.”

Jan-o-grams are my kryptonite.

by Cpclsn December 5, 2018

Jan 5th

National slap your boyfriend day

Day where you slap your boyfriend (not too hard though) on Jan 5th

by Phelawlz December 26, 2021

Jan

the best guy ever! He beated Chuck Norris with his nail and cracked an Nokia 3310 at the same time be happy if you know a jan in life!

O MY GOd theres Jan i bet he gets every lady...
Yeah i bet youre right

by MrMudel January 2, 2017

Ryan Jan

Ryan Jan, a person who have a good heart, good looking man, funny, kind but slightly chix boy. He is a type of friend you will surely love. His simple smile can make you smile too. If you like him, the moment you will have an eye to eye contact to him can make you fall in love more. Also he is a kisser.

Ryan Jan, name that can make me smile.

by Jenjn January 20, 2022

8th jan

National bullying zein day

He zein its 8th jan, you should fucking kill yourself!

by swaggatronpenisvagina January 3, 2022

Jan tan

Short for "January tan" which can mean either a winter wind burn/frostbite from extreme cold or a actual subtle tan from an abnormally warm and sunny winter day in January.

Whoa dude, you sure got a nice "Jan tan" over the past weekend.

by RBike January 13, 2013