Ole Jan

The most sexy, strong, beautiful and courageous person in the whole fucking world. Ole Jan is known for slaying them bitches left and right and in a bad day he gets around 15. Ole Jan is known for being brutally honest yet fair with his pals.

Holy shit I feel like I got Ole Jan powers today

You are like Ole Jan to me

by hiuuyvrtxtfgvhbjkjhgfxdfcgvhbj April 24, 2019

Jan

Most defenitevly an overachiever.

He is such a Jan.

by anonymous November 30, 2021

Jan

It’s called English motherfucker learn it

What day is it. It’s Jan 2

by Slut-shaming👌🏿K.a.l November 21, 2019

Jon Jan Zokk

Jon Jan Zokk : is a take on the name of the China King, but dubbing it as a COVID sook.

I called my uncle a Runt. So he left a voicemail saying, "Jay, I'll tell you the truth mate, don't you fucking bother me again ya fucking little shit". Wow, what a Jon Jan zokk. So now it's my voicemail message. Love it ...

by Bryn Benn April 16, 2020

Jan-Willem

Best kid around, he has all the girls.
Everybody likes him.
He can get every girl he wants.

I wiss i was a Jan-Willem

by PUSSYDESTROYER!! February 13, 2017

Jan

To sleep with your best friends wife

one day i will Jan your wife

by Pjeet September 17, 2018

classic jan

when you promise a certain situation or thing, which you describe as very positive, but then turns out disappointing.

Example 1: Jan to his friends: "Over there is a Uniqlo store, which has the best clothing in the world" Visiting the store it turns out, they sell only boring garbage. Friends: "Classic Jan!"

Example 2: Jan to his friends: "I really fancy this girl, I will definitely bang her!" The girl likes Jan back. The next morning Jan tells his friends: "No, nothing happened. I didn't have a condom with me." Friends: "Classic Jan!"

by classic jan's friends December 7, 2016