Jackziel

An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality. The concept of Emo is actually a vicious cycle that never ends, to the utter failing of humanity, and it goes something like this:

1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie)
2. Guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands".
3. Now an emo guy, he meets Emo chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie)
4. Emo guy is just too much of a pussy. His penis is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Emo chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team.
5. Emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another emo chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues.

This is the sad truth of the emo lifestyle/music, and now that I look at how pathetic it really is, maybe the emos DO have something to cry about!

When she sees how sensitive and Jackziel I have become, she'll definately go out with me!

by Sugetsu June 29, 2011

Jackie Book

A book written for a mature audience. This type of book usually has sex scenes and other content that would be inappropriate for younger readers. This is a term used to cover up the fact you are reading a "naughty book".

A: This is such a great book!
B: What's it about?
A: Oh, you know, its a jackie book

by Scribbles888 January 11, 2012

Jackie Pat Attack On Crack

This term refers to the rare species of Jackie Pat's that roam our planet. They are little creatures of adorableness that sing songs randomly, laugh through hyperventilating, and make rage faces in public. Shall you cross the path of one of these rare creatures, your life will be forever changed positively.

Person 1: Who are you?
JP: I am a Jackie Pat Attack on Crack.

Person 1: You are adorable.

by girlwhowritesstuff12349 December 24, 2012

jackie and bryan

it's a couple who doesn't say I love you and kisses awkwardly

wow I don't want to be like Jackie and Bryan

by John picklemen September 24, 2015

Jackied

When someone steals your pictures, posts them on the internet and catfishes unsuspecting Women.

When an short, fat, unemployed white chick pretends to be a tall, dark, handsome, wealthy business owner, uses pictures they got off the internet to trick you into thinking they are something they are not, you've been Jackied.

by CatFishCatcher April 22, 2016

jackie crerar

To perform hanus sexual acts

You did a jackie crerar

by dogsofcon August 16, 2016

Jackie

Jackie: a beautiful person, with an amazing bod. Can be super athletic but also a couch potato. Says they're super fat buh in reality weighs like a pound. Sometimes they're super cocky to their friends but only as a joke because secretly they're extremely self-conscious, even though they have no reason to be;)

Girl: im the cutest person ever buh I weigh like one hundred thousand million billion kajillion pounds😩

Other girl: dang girl your such a jackie😂

by Blech... March 16, 2017