couch dancing

While in a night club, the act of dancing while sitting down on a couch or sofa. Liberally applies to sitting on a bar stool or booth.

Gigi: "Get up and dance with me! You've got rhythm!"

Lou: "No, I'm too tired to stand. I think I'll just sit here and do some couch dancing."

by BTheWordMaker April 14, 2008

Pussy Couch

When someones mind is wrapped up in the thought of getting laid.

"John didnt do a bit of work today, his head was shoved into the pussy couch"

by Cole V. July 20, 2008

Couch Date

Having a man or woman over to the house under the guise of a "Movie Night" or "Cook you dinner" scenario but the real 'Date' usually consists of commitment-free sex after consuming alcohol while 'Relaxing' on a couch. Often referenced by online daters as such when meeting a new person for the first time at ones home rather than public forum.

"Hey Brian, wannna hit the bar and watch the game after work?"

"Man, I wish I could but I got a couch date tonight"

"That new chick from POF that you started talking to yesterday?"

"Yea... That reminds me, I need to buy condoms and Bacardi"

by CulDeSacGroup November 11, 2011

couche rag

A person that is one step up from a douche bag. When the term douche bag is not adequate enough.

That jerk at the store was being a total couche rag!

by $ee-Dub July 23, 2011

Couche Tard

(Couche Tard is all over Quebec...don't forget the rest of us!)

Dude, lets take a trip across the bridge to the Couche Tard and pick up a two-four!

by brydeoh April 11, 2005

Couche tard

A convenient insult combining the words Douche bag, couch potato and retard. Coincidentally, also the name of a popular chain of convenience stores in Quebec, Canada.

"Is that mine?"

"No, it's his's"

"his's?!? That's not a word. You're such a couche tard"

by aliwashere September 07, 2008

couch diving

when a bunch of drunk-asses randomly erupt into bouts of rowdiness by launching themselves onto the couch/each other during get togethers. often results in injury, spilled beers, and broken furniture.

I went couch diving and landed on someone's lit cigarette.

by siamesesem December 26, 2004