A circlejerk and dick measuring contest where they simultaneously compete for who has the best tasting cum. Oftentimes found in the US military withing high ranking staff or officers. These circlejerks oftentimes happen during "staff meetings" at the end of the work day where the last person to finish decides when everyone else gets to go home.
LCpl Ortega: Dude we've been done with our tasks for like two hours. Where are we going home?
Cpl Martinez: Staff Sarnt is waiting on word. The Chain Of Command is in one of their little meetings again and it looks like Master Sergeant doesn't want his wife to peg him tonight so he's taking his time.
LCpl Ortega: Forget it. Looks like we're not going home tonight.
Cpl Martinez: Staff Sarnt is waiting on word. The Chain Of Command is in one of their little meetings again and it looks like Master Sergeant doesn't want his wife to peg him tonight so he's taking his time.
LCpl Ortega: Forget it. Looks like we're not going home tonight.
by Lance Coolie Ollie January 7, 2023
Get the Chain Of Commandmug. Move 1: Sign waiver.
Move 2: A man inserts his penis into a woman's rectum.
Move 3: Insert entire hand into vagina
Move 4: Find and grab lower intestine of consensual partner
Move 5: Using lower intestine of said partner, begin to masturbate until climax and ka-pow!
Move 6: Provide Tylenol and kleenex.
Move 2: A man inserts his penis into a woman's rectum.
Move 3: Insert entire hand into vagina
Move 4: Find and grab lower intestine of consensual partner
Move 5: Using lower intestine of said partner, begin to masturbate until climax and ka-pow!
Move 6: Provide Tylenol and kleenex.
by Dogcatchersmyrna July 2, 2018
Get the Command and Conquermug. A random YouTuber who always sounds depressed and is a totally cringe person IRL. His evil counterpart is Captain Dry who is not yet a YouTuber. If you ever come across a Commander Juicy, you might wanna run.
by Commander Juicy January 19, 2023
Get the Commander Juicymug. Commander West is a Big Stinky Fuck, he is a Virgin Wojack and will always be, he deserves to go to Brazil Immediately, I don't know why but he's also kinda cool but a bastard at the same time.
Commander West is an Asshole and should go back to Jabiim.
Who the fuck is Commander West?
How is Commander West a Commander?
Who the fuck is Commander West?
How is Commander West a Commander?
by TheWordHistorian March 27, 2022
Get the Commander Westmug. Yeah you can totally do that in Blue Command!
Let's use Blue Command to do that faster
I'm gonna blue command the fuck out of this to save time
Let's use Blue Command to do that faster
I'm gonna blue command the fuck out of this to save time
by Psychodata December 6, 2019
Get the Blue Commandmug. A Twitchrp Character whomst was created by Zuthar13, Currently he is the leader of the Axis Of Evil. Criminal syndicate which is the home to many evil-doers. As of late he is extremely wanted.
Person 1: Did you hear what Commander Chaos did this afternoon
Person 2 : Yeah that was crazy as fuck
Person 2 : Yeah that was crazy as fuck
by CaptainSlothy February 11, 2020
Get the Commander Chaosmug. a MKULTRA V2K gamified rape scenario in which "war commandeers" are alerted over voice to skull as to whom they should "war commandeer" or sexually assault, and how.
I reported the V2K war commandeering problem to the local SHARP office. Told her I heard it was rape organized on the V2K mainline. Told her it makes it hard to commandeer the war when the rape program is called "war commandeering."
by Medicine Owl March 25, 2023
Get the war commandeeringmug.