impossible

Unable to perform; omnipotent

"Me fail English, UnPossible!"

by Skanky Mc'Mally May 13, 2005

mission impossible

a codename for a homosexual obsession with tom cruise, usually originating in boys named pete. who think they are fucking awesome.

"man my mission impossible is really acting up today."
"yeah i know, i saw the stains."

by joel June 22, 2004

workout impostor

One who walks around in workout or gym-like clothing to give the effect that they have worked out or gone to the gym today or are planning to work out or go to the gym today when in reality they have not or are not going to. One usually does this to make oneself feel better about their physique or to seem like they are physically fit when in reality they have done nothing today.

Look at that girl in the nike shorts, under armour shirt and asics sneakers with a pony tail. She is totally a workout impostor. I didn't see her at the track or the gym at all today.

by mheartstar March 10, 2011

levels of impossibility

The level between a man and a woman he possibly may desire.

I most likely can't get her...1)She's got a better job than me, 2)She's too good looking, 3)She's married, 4)She just had a baby. Those are the levels of impossibility I'd have to get through to even get her attention.

by JoeNJ2 July 7, 2011

Imposter

An inhuman, monstrous creature from Among Us that lives to kill all the crewmates it can catch. To achieve this purpose, it disguises itself as one of the innocent crewmates. The objective of Among Us is to sniff out the Imposter, catch it, and vote it out of the airlock before it's too late.

Brown was the Imposter. Two Imposters remain.

Has anybody seen the Imposter yet?

Call an emergency meeting! I just saw the Imposter kill Yellow and then vent!

by MalumLibrum958 September 25, 2020

ඞ is sus imposter

AMÖGUS!!11! ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ

lets play this game called among us!
3 days later: ඞ is sus imposter!

by Amogus King SUS!!! January 18, 2022

sussy baka amognus impostor

Someone who goes into a white van for candy

Little Mike: So do I get my candy now?
Kidnapper: Ur a little sussy baka amognus impostor

by Wheresthemilk July 7, 2022