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hyperbility

The Ability To Be Hyper ; Hyperactive

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ok one day your havin funn and yer mommy or who ever comes over to you and says its time to go then you can say your messin up my hyperbility
by DarkBooty101 July 27, 2007
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hyperbolillionth

An number of occurrences so often and frequent that they don't even seem like a real number anymore.
"I screwed up in the level so often that I had to restart from my last save for the 16 hyperbolillionth time."
by TreasureTrapped June 8, 2009
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Hyperactivelollipop

Girl: i want your lollipop...
Guy: make it a quick 1 ...
Girl: im gonna lick & suck you like a lollipop.
Guy & Girl: Hyperactivelollipop TIME ! ! !
by ButterflyManiac January 13, 2010
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Hyper Shot

A way to drink alcohol.

First invented in Washington DC by an inventor known as ooohlie.

Description: Should look like 4 shots of vodka in one.

How to make a Hyper Shot:
Take either a styrofoam or plastic cup (usually provided by a crappy motel or hotel), Fill the cup with some type of vodka (preferably Ciroc), If its a small cup, you should have about 4 shots. If its a larger cup DO NOT FILL TO THE TOP FOR THIS IS NOT A HYPER SHOT ANYMORE, thats a you're gone shot. Only fill about half way to make about four shots. Now that you have a cup of alcohol, Drink it without stopping until its all gone. You might want to chase it with some sort of soda or drink, but this is not allowed or else it is not considered a Hyper Shot. There is no chasing Hyper Shots. You should feel results in 10-15 minutes. If not, Repeat with another Hyper Shot.
guy: Dude! Put that soda down! You don't chase Hyper Shots! Now we have to do it all over again!
other guy: I think we need more styrofoam cups.
by Inventor of the Hyper Shot. August 2, 2011
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Hyper Turkish Textile Plant

A person committing the act of a Hyper Turkish Textile Plant first punches his female victim in the gut, straight through to her ovaries, then shits directly in the hole.
The police arrived at the scene of the sexual assault to find the victim seemingly pooping out of her belly and anus simultaneously due to the results of the Hyper Turkish Textile Plant.

Closely related to it's counterpart, the FTP: Finnish Textile Plant
by TextileWorker September 25, 2011
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Hyper Spastic Rhino

A Hyper Spastic Rhino is somebody who acts crazy and doesn't know what the word Spastic means. They don't look people in the eyes when talking to them and falls down stairs while jumpping rope.
Wow Sarina .. you are such a hyper spastic rhino. Just look me in the eyes and stop jumping rope
by Whoeveryouthinkiam August 11, 2012
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Hyper

by TestSubject11 April 11, 2017
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