Holy bowl

Once an annual comepetiton but after 60+ years came to an end once the beans started taking over and won four years in a row

Damn can y’all believe those beans won the holy bowl 8-7

by 8-7 October 17, 2018

Holy Hammer

A hammer doused in holy water, used to kill vampires.

Only applied anally.

We used the Holy Hammer on Strahd the other day. He took it well.

by Ginger Whitie November 12, 2019

Holy foam

A variant of the Houdini, in which, instead of releasing the load on your partner's face, you fill your hand with the holy juice and smack them the moment they turn around. (Similar to a smack cam, but with extra prestige.)

Dude, she experienced the holy foam and it was life changing for her.

by Pelvic Spire December 4, 2014

holy load

To masturbate during church services and blow your wad while concentrating on the pastor's/Preist's wife, knowing that jesus is also watching, then commence to shaking hands with the congregation after service to spread the love!!!!

Hello my brother (shaking hands) that service was so awesome I just have to share my HOLY LOAD with everyone!!!!

by bosshogg00 July 31, 2009

holy crap

A once-common exclaimation popularized by Strong Bad, the EMail answerer of homestarrunner.com

"People knockig on heaven's door-HOLY CRAAAAAAAP!"

"I have come back from the dead to take-wha-Holy Craaap......"

"Holy Crap! Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!"

by Zak April 28, 2003

HOLY ASS

GOD BLESS ASS

BOOTY EATING IS ACTIVE SO GOD BLESS ASS BTW HOLY ASS

by Dsfjsofj ero December 14, 2017

Holy Shamrock!

a phrase used to replace the somewhat offensive phrase, "holy shit". first mentioned by a youtuber in one of his videos.

about to experience a steep drop on a rollercoaster
"HOLY SHAMROCK!!"

by hairykangaroo April 2, 2009