hoff

1. Potential nickname for individual other than David Hasselhoff. Ex. Hoffman, Worsenhoff, Hoffstein.

2. Individual feeling strong connection to David Hasselhoff due to similiar nickname; major fan of David Hasselhoff. Individual may wear "Hoff" sloganed T-shirts. Very enthusiastic partier; veiwed as life of the party. Refusing to be called by birth name with predominent ginger traits.

3. Hoff nicknamed individual; tends to label ownership of food dishes with "Hoff". Ex. "Beef Strogenhoff"

"Hoff just got here, now its a party!"

"Hey Hoff, there's a ginger over there like you!"

"Your Beef Strogenhoff is fantastic."

"Don't Hassle the Hoff."

by Woolley2615 April 21, 2008

hoffing

To get ones bare butt cheaks autographed by David Hasselhoff.

I collect autographs but i mostly prefer to go hoffing

by dhbanana October 3, 2006

hoffer

pertaining to someone who is a ho and heffer,or fat.

damn, that girl is a hoffer... tryin to shake her fat ass for some money!!!

by Caree c... u no me!!! January 3, 2008

heffalatapus

1:Pertaining to an annoying fat neighbor
2:An unhappy and annoying housewife

Bring it on ya fuckin heffalatapus!!!

by james641985 June 6, 2007

hoffcrotch

The crotch area of David Hasselhoff.

"Man, if I have to look at the Hoffcrotch for another minute I will never get this animation done."

by BAAA December 23, 2007

Hoffman-man

Abbie Hoffman's super hero alter-ego.

Hoffman-man saves the day.

by Hoffmaniac August 17, 2009

Hoffled

The awkward moment of miscommunication when trying to pass someone on the street. This resulting in you both parties moving in the same direction to try and avoid bumping into each other. This action is repeated several times.

"Sean was trying to get to the shop but was hoffled by another individual"

"They hoffled for hours"

by Okaykiff66 October 24, 2011