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Armenian Highway

The happy trail of a person who is of Armenian ethnicity, usually thicker and more lengthy than your average happy trail.
When my Armenian friend took off his shirt to tan on the beach, a child said “hey mommy look at that guys happy trail!” The mom replied “sweeet that’s not a happy trail, that’s an Armenian highway!”
by Phillybiop February 21, 2025
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Highway hot

When a girl is hot. And you're close to the highway.
So you know girl, being so close to the highway, you're highway hot!
by Guitartpc January 17, 2023
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highway rubbery

Da absurdly-exorbitant prices of condoms.
Da term "highway rubbery" could also refer to a gal's giving a guy a handjob while they're motoring down da freeway, possibly due to all da local stores' charging so much for condoms, and so da horny couple decided to forgo actual "fourth base" activities for da time being.
by QuacksO January 24, 2023
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Highway junkie

A highway junkie is a mofo who be on the highway and they be dumb as hell, they are a disturbance’s to US ALL! And they don’t know how to drive. They can be any race and they hide among the population
Damn momma imma have to call you back there be hella highway junkies drivin me off the road right now…ahhh… oh fuck me … mom I love you tell my baby moms I always hated her and my baby girl I love her…oh no… DAMN THESE HIGHWAY JUNKIES AHHHHHHH
by $kips April 29, 2024
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Golden Highway

A lesser known highway that connects Toronto to the infamous “Rez” that sells basic substances regularly without question of age. Enabling the teens of the southern Ontario region to buy virtually anything that teens who party want.
Guy One: “Yo bro I can’t wait to get to the Rez and get another exotic chug jug fortnite cart and a new disposable vape, what’s the fastest way?”

Guy Two: “We’ll take the Golden Highway brother.”
by Jizzy_Crusader69420 May 2, 2024
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Highway to the farting zone

An individual who is extremely gassy, and there fore must immediately and urgently travel to a designated area to release flatulence.
“Sorry man, I’d love to go to your grandmas birthday, but I’m a little backed up and currently on the highway to the farting zone.”
by The bees knees February 11, 2024
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Highway Queen

When going on a long road trip a passenger princess turns into a Highway Queen, when they decide to pass the time in traffic with road head. Passenger princess + road head = Highway Queen.
“I’m borrrred.” The passenger princess said

The song *Highway Star* by Deep Purple plays on the radio.

“I know what you could do…” the driver replied unzipping his pants

Oh! Yes! I’ll be your Highway Queen!
by CupcakeCrack March 1, 2024
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