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heediot

BRIEF DESCRIPTION:
An upgrade of the standard and simple word that we know as idiot.
USE OF THE WORD:
Heediot is very straight up, easy to use during the heat of an argument and is used in the same context as its lesser cousin 'idiot'. The use of this verbal attack very commonly takes a person by surprise thus giving them no response or makes them stutter which puts you in a great position to be able to strike again. Using 'Heediot' should be reserved for special occasions of extreme stupidity (using it against smartass remarks will also be tolerated).
"One plus one equals window"
"What the hell kind of a heediot are you?"
by kreeem December 9, 2008
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heels to jesus

Heels to Jesus

One of the nicer ways to to describe the penetration of the vagina via the penis. This phrase is best used around family and any other people who may find the words sex, fuck, bang, poke, pork, smash, ram, bump nasties, mix your milk with my coco puffs, and intercourse offensive. To be used judiciously among friends, families, and people you have sex with. There is not a more respectable way of describing the bump and grind than saying you've gone "heels to Jesus."
"Bro, I went heels to Jesus with Becky last night! I swear I had her speaking in tongues."
by _NoneOfYourDamnBusiness_ April 20, 2015
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Related Words
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heemihead

One who habitually uses or has been affected negatively by the use of PCP (Phencyclidine.)
I was down at the bus station and saw a heemihead fall in a puddle and start convulsing.
by nocturnal December 29, 2004
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Heem

To heem.

The act of heeming another being.

1.Hitting someone with such a force that it knocks them out cold, often resulting in a trip to the shadow realm Often used to describe a knockout in the combat sports world.

2. A clean knockout with no requirement for follow up shots

Derived from the term heem sleepy, ironic Ebonics used on image boards such as 4chan in place of “he’s sleepy” when responding to posts containing footage of an individual seen to be knocked unconscious, whether in a street fight or competition.
Verb

1.

“Did you see Schaub get absolutely heemed by Roy “Big Country” Nelson?”

“Yeah bro, he got sent to the shadow realm, he was absolutely ktfo

2. Dude, that Deontay Wilder guy is just heeming everybody

3. *heems you* heh nothing personnel kid
by Heemster4 June 3, 2019
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hooker heels

A type of women's shoe that communicates a very sexy, yet trashy overall appearance and body language. They generally add a certain sashay sway to the booty when walking.

Stilleto heels over 3" or clear platform shoes automatically qualify.
1. (Sarcastically) "Dude, where'd you pick up that lady?"
"Shit dawg, you see those hooker heels? Baby got bread!"

1. (Homegrrl walks in on crutches)
"DAAAAMMNNN beezee, what happen?"
"Took a header off my hooker heels last night and sprained my ankle foo!"
by Jeanyis June 11, 2008
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Heevahava

1. The farmhand given the job of holding the bull's penis during the collection of semen
2. Dolt or idiot
As a boy growing up in Pennsylvania Dutch country, we all knew that a heevahava was one of the worst jobs we could get.
by Wired reader March 31, 2004
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By my heel

1 phrase noting an event's lack of consquence or significance
2 expression of indifference, especially to the potential of a physical altercation
-The opponent would surely be defeated, lying at the speaker's heels by the end of it
Benvolio: By my head, here come the Capulets
Mercutio: By my heel, I care not
by Radisson Majoinka February 6, 2009
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