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water hawk

A restaurant server who lurks near your table and insists on refilling your water glass every minute or so, even though you've only taken a couple of sips. Especially prevalent in Indian restaurants.
"They've got some pretty good curry at Sharma's, but man, the waiters are such water hawks."
by chipsnax November 28, 2011
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Trail hawk

When a man or possibly a woman, spikes the hair running from the belly button to the genitals. As a form of rape protection or nude display.
I got my trail hawk kicking. I don't want that skank from the bar raping me again.
by 4 Rubarbs & a Break Table December 21, 2017
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watch liek a hawk

"being watched like a hawk"
An expression for a paranoid feeling of being monitored constantly by moderators on an internet message board.
-teh modzis watch liek a hawk!!1!
-stfu n00b!
by grandmastah K April 28, 2003
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shit hawk

a stupid, dumbass, fucking bird, that likes 2 shit everywhere. also known as, a seagull.
*that damn shit hawk!! crapped all over the new truck!!!
*im gunna kill that shithawk!!
*mommy! mommy!! the shithawk bit me!!
by me November 19, 2003
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Justin Hawkins

Just pure talent! Wonderful! Nice moves and outfits, THE VOICE, they really turn me on even if I´m 32...
Best rock act of the decade!
by J from Finland March 11, 2004
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Justin Hawkins

Fuckin gorgeous 27 yaer old man with the nicest arse this side of the universe. Has a flaming tattoo on his crotch area
All hail the almighty Justin and his hot rod
by Heather Cooper November 11, 2003
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Steven Hawkins

A common, and stupid, misspelling of the name Steven Hawking, the famous British physicist with ALS.
Guy1: "Steven Hawkins is very well known for his discovery and development of the theory of Hawking radiation"
Guy2: "But lol, why did he call it Hawking radiation if his name is Hawkins?"
Guy3: "I don't know I guess he must somehow be a dumbass despite being a huge genius. Certainly we couldn't be pronouncing and spelling his name wrong... no, that would be impossible"

A Steven Hawkins dance is one where crippled guys take the initiative in asking girls to dance, in a strange and liberating role reversal
by wagdar March 31, 2009
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