having my ass

Having my ass is a phrase used when you cannot believe something. It is typically used in somewhat unpleasant situations. It is similar to the term deadass and can be used interchangeably

Cashier: The total for the three shirts comes out to $400
Person: Are you having my ass?! That's way too much I don't believe it.

by Old Prospector Gus Chiggins March 11, 2021

Haslingfield

A village much better than any other village in the world, especially Harlton and Comberton

Person A: have you ever been to Haslingfield?

Person B: I wish, everyone there is so cool!

by Kermotwithgun November 18, 2021

having a meatloaf

alex.

“what does having a meatloaf mean?”
“oh it’s just alex!”

by alex_big_fan September 11, 2021

Having a jerk

Laughing and having a good time , for example watching a funny video or doing something enjoyable with friends .

Hi Chloe ! i’m currently having a jerk ! it’s making my day better

by jackolatern61 October 13, 2021

hastingshearts

hastingshearts is a talented tvd and pll editor who usually makes comfort edits, she is a very sweet person.

have you seen hastingshearts new hizzie edit? it's amazing, just like her

by randomeofficially February 23, 2022

having a shit one

Having a good day or… a shit one

Hey how’s it going, hope you’re having a shit one- North Borders

by anonymous March 26, 2022

hausington

An extremely large line of cocaine

Dude, that hausington fucked me up

I know bro, but let’s do another

by MrHausington August 27, 2022