Hansed

The state of being intoxicated by marijuana or alcohol, similar to be being blitzed/hammered/baked.

Shit look out for him he's totally hansed tonight

We have some dank nug, it's time to get hansed

by HansHansHans December 16, 2008

spicy handed

This is movie jargon for shooting with a gun in each hand. The terminology comes from Asian cinema, more specifically Hong Kong action and gangster movies.

No John Woo movie is complete without someone shooting spicy handed while driving a motorcycle.

by Steve Pareidolia June 1, 2005

one handed slimer

When some bitch has the audacity to walk in and interrupt you while you're jerking off, and doesn't have the common courtesy to help you finish, so you finish on your own in your hand and slap her in her cunt face.

Did you hear why D'Rell got grounded? He gave his mom a one handed slimer.

by Chrispy Brown October 31, 2014

Back-handed insult

Something that sounds like an insult until you explain and find out its really a compliment

Dude 1: man, she's F.A.T.

Dude 2: dude she doesn't even weigh 100 pounds.

Dude 1: dude F.A.T. means Fabulous and Tasty. Its a back-handed insult

by The Duk3 March 29, 2021

Left handed people

A form of alternate creature that forms on the opposite side of a mirror and has evolve to copy appearances, usually those of the owner of the mirror. Because of the the reversed environment they form in, they tend to write and use their left hand more dominantly compared to their right.

“Hey I’m hanging out with Dave right now, did you know he’s left handed?”
“Man you better get the fuck out of there. That’s not dave, he’s been replaced by the Left handed people.”

by Dr.EyeKnowStuff November 2, 2022

Caught white handed

When you are caught whilst masturbating.

Yesterday, I was caught white handed, by my mom.

by Cryopex December 26, 2016

squirrel handed

the act of sitting around holding your nuts

I was sitting there squirrel handed watching TV.

by Nick Pawloski September 19, 2003