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Grabbing Hands

1. Any person or persons with greedy tendencies, taking all they can.
2. Not literally, but hands that are dirtied up with selfishness. i.e. hands that steal.
3. A person who cannot keep their hands off of something or someone has the "grabbing hands" - or has to have something in their hands at all times.
Examples of 1:"The higher ups are always the grabbing hands."
"The grabbing hands grab all they can only for themselves."

Example of 2: "Thieves always have a bad case of the grabbing hands and never know when to stop"

Examples of 3: "He got a little too carried away with his grabbing hands with me after I had asked him to stop countless times"

"She always has to have a grabbing hand on her phone, like it was glued to it"
by JewK September 14, 2012
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Cheeto Hand

1. The crusty orange powder that ends up on any finger you use to shove Cheetos into your face
I had to lick off my Cheeto hand before my girl came over....
by Cephalo August 28, 2005
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ball hand

Act of putting hands down ones pant grabbing there genitals and slapping another person in the face
I just ball handed the shit outa that guy
by Pete April 29, 2004
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hand cream

That infamous post jerk-off semen on your hand that you don't quite know what to do with.
Johnny- Hurry up in there Brandon, we have to go.
Brandon- Give me a break Johnny, I've got a fist full of hand cream in here and nowhere to wipe it! Jeez!
by The Ugly Barnacle February 27, 2015
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hand slamming

"OMG I walking into the house and caught my sister hand slamming herself, my eyes will never be the same again."
by Daikaiju February 22, 2015
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Museum Hands

When a person's hands get covered in cum resulting in being unable to touch anything, much like in a museum.
I couldn't turn the doorknob to get out of her bedroom because I had museum hands.
by Director October 23, 2014
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Shower Hands

Shower Hands - Adj

Used to describe the fingers of person who has been in a shower for a while and cannot roll a cigarette or joint.
Guy 1: Aww, shit dude. I've been washing up for a job and now i can't roll a doobie for after. Fucking shower hands

Guy 2: Sucks bro
by Samael86 February 28, 2014
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