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Popcorn hands

n. Large, cauliflower-shaped phalanges, ill-suited for use during intercourse.
Hey, Angie... check out the set of popcorn hands on that guy.
by Oscar's Mom June 13, 2008
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hand slamming

"OMG I walking into the house and caught my sister hand slamming herself, my eyes will never be the same again."
by Daikaiju February 22, 2015
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Shower Hands

Shower Hands - Adj

Used to describe the fingers of person who has been in a shower for a while and cannot roll a cigarette or joint.
Guy 1: Aww, shit dude. I've been washing up for a job and now i can't roll a doobie for after. Fucking shower hands

Guy 2: Sucks bro
by Samael86 February 28, 2014
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Museum Hands

When a person's hands get covered in cum resulting in being unable to touch anything, much like in a museum.
I couldn't turn the doorknob to get out of her bedroom because I had museum hands.
by Director October 23, 2014
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Howard hand

An upward movement of the hand repeatedly to signify agreement or excitement. Done by the students at Howard University
Person A: Hello my name is Kayla and I'm from Atlanta!

Person in Audience: Woooooooooo! *does Howard hand*
by KaylaWayla April 11, 2012
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Highlighter's Hand

Hand cramping and spams from excessive highlighting and writing; seen most at the start of the school year after summer break.
"Chemistry has so many notes, I've got highlighter's hand now."
by MadisonOne August 28, 2009
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Grabbing Hands

1. Any person or persons with greedy tendencies, taking all they can.
2. Not literally, but hands that are dirtied up with selfishness. i.e. hands that steal.
3. A person who cannot keep their hands off of something or someone has the "grabbing hands" - or has to have something in their hands at all times.
Examples of 1:"The higher ups are always the grabbing hands."
"The grabbing hands grab all they can only for themselves."

Example of 2: "Thieves always have a bad case of the grabbing hands and never know when to stop"

Examples of 3: "He got a little too carried away with his grabbing hands with me after I had asked him to stop countless times"

"She always has to have a grabbing hand on her phone, like it was glued to it"
by JewK September 14, 2012
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