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Jim 'The Hammer' Shapiro

Jim 'The Hammer' Shapiro is a Rochester, NY lawyer well known for his outrageous advertising. His tag line is "I may be an SOB, but I'm your SOB." In his advertisings he angrily smashed his fist into his open hand, making the motion of a hammer. He admits that while he "cannot rip the hearts out of those who hurt you. I cannot hand you their severed heads. But I can hunt them down and settle the score."

Shapiro no longer advertises in Rochester. The community found out that he lives in Florida and has not tried a case in NY, or even lived in NY, for over 10 years.

Shapiro was sanctioned with a $1.9 million verdict for legal malpractice for a case where he settled a case for $65,000 without ever meeting with the client whose injuries from a car crash exceeded that settlement.
For an example of some of Jim 'The Hammer' Shapiro's advertising Google him.
by Anti-Ambulance Chaser May 11, 2006
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hamberders

(n.) Either 300 or 1,000 hamburgers served cold on silver plates which "I paid" for.

Originated from the Orange King's tweet: "Great being with the National Champion Clemson Tigers last night at the White House. Because of the Shutdown I served them massive amounts of Fast Food (I paid), over 1000 hamberders etc. Within one hour, it was all gone. Great guys and big eaters!" (2019-01-15)
1. Could I have a cup of covfefe served with that hamberder?
2. due to a large order placed yesterday, we're all out of hamberders.
just serving hamburgers today. —Burger King
by EcoLof January 15, 2019
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Jack-hammering

Fucking a broad with fast, rapid thrusts
Lisa needed a good old jack-hammering!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009
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Hammer Sandwich

A threesome involving two women and one man where the man ties a strap-on to his ass and gets one woman with his natural penis from the front and the second woman with his artificial penis from behind...
Joey hammer sandwiched those two hoes from the club last night.
by Adeadlybiscuit March 21, 2009
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gash hammer

Gash Hammer (n)

A tool of the mans arsenal. Often used for nailing or hammering a gash.
The man had a large gash hammer. I was frightened...
by Sam Feekins October 2, 2006
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Fanny Hammer

A vibrator or dildo. So called as women can thrust it in and out of themselves with high speeds, hammering their vagina.
'Can you pick me up some AA batteries when you next go to the shop John, my fanny hammer's dead.'
by Randy Rob October 25, 2008
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drop the hammer

To perform an action without restraint...usually as a last resort.
That's it! I've tried to play nice with you, now you've given me no choice! It's time to drop the hammer!
by Kurogane7 November 25, 2010
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