ham pony

large proportioned individuals who emit an odor like warm processed meat and who wear extremely tight clothing so that ham roles out at multiple locations. Both conditions are required to qualify as a ham pony

plural: Pone Hammy's

"you'll need a crowbar to get the pants off of that ham pony" or "I'm going to ride that ham pony all the way to sloppy town"
Plural: "Cover your nuggets, here comes a herd of Pone Hammy's!"

by Ham Pony February 10, 2018

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hammy ham

the best sticker pack on discord, and the best hamster you'll ever meet

hammy ham is such a creative name.

by 3k0e June 22, 2021

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Steaming hams

Buying fast food and telling people that you made it.

Aunt Becky "makes" hamburgers for us every year, but we all know she's just steaming hams.

by Bertiethebussmugglesdrugs July 9, 2018

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ham jaw

a term for a fat person. The distinction of a ham wedged under the jaw of this person gives this name. I.E. Someone whose chin/neck looks like a ham, putting the double chin to shame.

I don't care if Christina has a great personality, don't try to hook me up with a ham jaw heffer.

by rude the dude August 16, 2011

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