holy load

To masturbate during church services and blow your wad while concentrating on the pastor's/Preist's wife, knowing that jesus is also watching, then commence to shaking hands with the congregation after service to spread the love!!!!

Hello my brother (shaking hands) that service was so awesome I just have to share my HOLY LOAD with everyone!!!!

by bosshogg00 July 31, 2009

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Holy Hammer

A hammer doused in holy water, used to kill vampires.

Only applied anally.

We used the Holy Hammer on Strahd the other day. He took it well.

by Ginger Whitie November 12, 2019

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Holy bowl

Once an annual comepetiton but after 60+ years came to an end once the beans started taking over and won four years in a row

Damn can y’all believe those beans won the holy bowl 8-7

by 8-7 October 17, 2018

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The Holy Vegancore

All practising vegans collectively, and the movement of Veganism in general when regarded as an ethically superior lifestyle and ascending a state of enlightenment, morality and human impeccability.

A hardcore or self-righteous vegan can be seen as a member of the Holy Vegancore and may often be labelled as vegancore, veganazi and vegangelical.

That self-righteous vegan thought he was a member of the Holy Vegancore.

by Kendal Boy March 8, 2008

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holy crap

A once-common exclaimation popularized by Strong Bad, the EMail answerer of homestarrunner.com

"People knockig on heaven's door-HOLY CRAAAAAAAP!"

"I have come back from the dead to take-wha-Holy Craaap......"

"Holy Crap! Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!"

by Zak April 28, 2003

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