Golden Guard

The Emporer of the Boiling Ises's right hand man from the show 'The Owl House'
The Golden Guard is so annoying

You're the Golden Guard aren't you
by VixZard September 25, 2022
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Guarded is very hot. Very sexy. Immesnely sexy. Dar sucks.
WHY IS Guarded (GuardedFarted) (GuardedRetarded) SO HOT.
by SomeRealFishJuice June 18, 2021
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Pulling Guard

Preformed by pulling your opponent between your legs to be able to control their posture whilst on your back. Usually done during hand on hand combat.
Shit, I fucked up an overhead sweep, have to pull guard.
I'm too fucking tired to stand, gonna pull guard.
"Did he just pull guard? Are you shitting me?" - coach
"Quit pulling guard bitch."
by astro-grappling November 16, 2022
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Always Ready. Always There.

Citizen Soldiers typically drill once a month and receive full tuition waived at New Hampshire State Schools. We're Doctors, Nurses, teachers, students, firefighters, police officers, state troopers, college professors, coaches, plumbers, contractors, business owners, journalists, etc. We're people who have important jobs in our communities who have decided that we ALSO want to stay fully qualified in a SECOND career to serve our country. We have given up our time with our families and time off from our civilian careers for training and drills. We somehow manage to do two things very successfully. And we think that's pretty "cool".
Dude, that New Hampshire Army National Guard soldier is literally getting paid to go to college. They must be their parents favorite child.
by jollyranger December 22, 2016
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changing of the guard

v. British term employed by aged royals when replacing their soiled Depends undergarments.

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I say old chap. Must one stand to attention when watching the changing of the guard?

Only if the Queen or the Princess Royal is involved.
by gnostic3 August 19, 2022
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changing of the guard

v. Upper class British term for applying a fresh condom.

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I say. Last night at the orgy Andrew yelled that it was time for a changing of the guard. I thought it a wee bit tacky.

The command was tacky, or the condom?
by gnostic3 January 18, 2022
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Changing of the Guard

n. Royal ceremony in which an aging monarch’s incontinence panties are replaced.

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Care to watch the Changing of the Guard on the telly?

No. You really have to see it live to sense the majesty of the event.
by gnostic3 August 06, 2022
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