GRAPE SMUGGLER 

When a male inserts a multitude of grapes into the anus of a female as she is sleeping post-coitus, so that when the woman awakes to defaecate, she will be thoroughly surprised by the large number of whole grapes that exit her at rapid speed; which proves a very effective distraction in order for the male to escape his one-night-stand.

"dude i totally pulled the GRAPE SMUGGLER last night"
(flashback)

*door to restroom closes*
*toilet lid raises*
PLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPSPLAASH!!!!!!!!

"well that's rather queer..."

*front door closes*

GRAPE SMUGGLER by blep bloop May 24, 2011

Grape Juice 

Popping a virgin during her period. May associate with the word "Red Wings"

I earned my Red Wings with my last hoe, but this time I had some Grape Juice.

Grape Juice by Long Bang Trung August 21, 2004

grape smuggler 

A grape smuggler is a guy who likes to hang around with the oppisite sex but in a younger form. Much like a toy boy but vise-versa. (about a two to three year difference to apply) when they are grown up its o.k.

john is a blates grape smuggler he is now going out with a 14 year old and he is 17.

grape smuggler by guch strap francis nicholls January 13, 2007

Grape to raisin 

A testicle party trick. With scrotum exposed, one will grasp firmly either testicle, and say to the audience "see? grape!" He then pushes it through the grasp in his hand, only holding onto the wrinkled scrotom that was previously stretched tight around the testicle (the result resembling a hairy raisin), which is his cue to tell his audience "now it's a raisin!". Usually done while drunk and on ritilan. Originated in Bloomsburg PA in the mid-1990's

Who wants to see grape to raisin? And have you ever seen my grandfather's watch?

Grape to raisin by The real Kyda August 11, 2010

Grape Soda 

Pussy juice;semen

Do you want some grape soda?

Grape Soda by wishcraft March 17, 2009

Grape Plunge 

The act of filling a girl's vagina with grape soda and then having sex with her. Also a type of off-brand grape soda.

P1: Dude did you see that black guy with the grape drink?
P2: Yea he was with some girl.
P1: Grape Plunge!

Grape Plunge by Kricu2813 February 20, 2011

grape gatorade 

The best flavor of gatorade and the best Instagram account. (Follow @grape.gatorade)

Grape gatorade is better than Lemon-Lime

grape gatorade by grape.gatorade July 29, 2018