Boyce Goggles

A mysterious veneer that coats the eyes of anyone at Boyce College due to the dearth of attractive girls, resulting in grossly deformed standards where 4's appear to be 8's. Kinda like a joke that everyone is in on, but no one gets the punchline.

See: Triton Eye

Trip Lee: Look at that girl across the J-bowl, what a knockout!

Lecrae: Bro, shed the Boyce Goggles. That snaggletooth is so impressive, she could eat an apple through a chain link fence.

by The Harbl October 2, 2012

Wagga goggles

when spending two weeks or more at wagga wagga, girls go from a 2/10 to a 8/10

Male #1: Bro these chicks are hot!

Male #2: no bro they not, you got wagga goggles.

by Triz0r14 July 12, 2014

tour goggles

When you get the hots for your fellow drum corps members; you suddenly find your fellow members attractive due to being surrounded by them all summer.

Dan: “Hi Megan!”
Megan: “Hey Buddy!”
......
Dan: “Is it just me or is Megan like really hot and thicc?!!”
Ben: “Nah man. Your just a thirsty boi. You probably have (tour goggles) for her.”

by SPLUTAFHN6WDS December 9, 2018

Masters of Google

An elite group of hackers, and touch typers who have perfected the art of googling at extremely rapid speeds of 1 search/second. Considered a rare breed, only 99 exist in the modern world.

"Holy shit, Mark is a genius at computers"
"No, he just happens to be one of the 99 masters of Google"

by ProjectWonderful February 12, 2014

You just got googled.

A phrase used when one person conducts a Google search to prove a point made in an argument with another person. Phrase was first coined in 2015 in Aurora, IL.

Person 1: You're totally wrong. Julius Caesar did not die in March.
Person 2: Of course he did. Person 2 googles "Julius Caesar date of death" to prove date of death
Person 2: Boom! You just got googled.

by Agent CSR October 4, 2016

the goggles

What someone says when they see something grotesque or an extremely ugly person.

Originated from The Simpsons

"Hey Johnny, did you know Rosie O'Donnell starred on Playboy, it's right here"

"THE GOGGLES!!! THEY DO NOTHING!!!!"

by .. January 2, 2004

Google Chrome

A somewhat new web browser simply designed for the purpose of watching porn in the fastest, most efficient way possible.

Boy 1: I can't believe you still masturbate with Firefox, you need to get a new browser.

Boy 2: I know, I decided to switch to Google Chrome after my mom walked in on me jerking off and Firefox's tabs froze so I couldn't turn it off.

by ChronicDefibator March 31, 2010