future fashionista

1. the next fashion icon
2. a girl with a great sense of style
3. sometimes the popular girl who's really nice

1. Do u think that Carrie can be a future fashionista?
2. Jane is never gonna be a future fashiontsta. EVER!!!!

3. Natalie is the best future fashionista ver!

by futurefashionista December 20, 2009

Future Wife Day

Future Wife Day is November 26th.

Yo I'm celebrating future wife day with the soon to be wifey on November 26th man..

by doesa_anyone_really_know August 1, 2023

future-trip

v. to be in a mental state state where you are imagining a range of future possibilities; or to make a journey into a specific future timeline by imagining outcome and consequences of the present might play out over time

I try not to future-trip too much, it makes me anxious.
I future-tripped this scenario, so I am prepared and know exactly what to do.
I need your attention and help with this, please listen to me and don't future-trip right now.

by commonyak August 26, 2022

Future-Neutral Bias

A personal indifference towards future social, economic or political outcomes due to a lack of genetic offspring.

Mary doesn't have children, so she doesn't believe that she benefits from her property taxes being used to fund public schools, that's her future-neutral bias.

by wmkdaw August 31, 2016

bacterial futurism

An ecosocialist theory of society and politics suggesting that both interpersonal interactions and large-scale human dynamics can be better understood through insights drawn from microorganisms. Since bacteria form the fundamental building blocks of life on Earth, these single-celled organisms hold immense potential—especially when considered collectively, in vast numbers.

Pessimistic about the future? Bacterial futurism has an answer! We can only get out of this situation by organizing en masse toward a decentralized, ecosocialist future.

by peculiargoldfish April 8, 2025

Future Jellybean

Still cringe and fatherless but also now accepts that the skeleton memes are apart of her.

Example of how it's used in a sentence: future Jellybean is kinda mid

by pngtubers are cringe af June 18, 2022

future xwife

When you go out with your buddy's drinking scamming on the women looking for your xwife to be that you haven't even met yet

You walk into a drinkng establisment announce out loud ANYBODY SEEN MY FUTURE XWIFE!

by The first mongo December 30, 2016