fuck me up the ass and call me a bitch

When you are really surprised

Well fuck me up the ass and call me a bitch, Alex has a girlfriend.

by Coolguy69 November 22, 2016

fuck me up the ass and call me stupid

A phrase of utter and complete shock and surprise in the most extreme sense.

Bro: Hey, Donald Trump won the election!
Other bro: Well, fuck me up the ass and call me stupid.

by ZenTam May 28, 2018

Straighten the fuck up.

1. To stand up straight.

2. To refrain from certain forbidden activities.

3. To act in a more compassionate and caring manner.

4. To refrain from illegal activity.

5. To steer clear of droolies.

1. Stop slouching, please straighten the fuck up.

2. Stop smacking you gum, straighten the fuck up.

3. Stop being disrespect, straighten the fuck up.

4. Stop speeding, straighten the fuck up.

5. Stop sleeping around, straighten the fuck up.

by PineappleJuice March 11, 2015

you fucked up

A common reply to users online when they talk about or show you pictures of their extremely good-looking EX-girlfriends.

Man 1: Here's a picture of me and my ex at the beach...

::Posts bikini photo::

Man 2: ...You fucked up

by Mitchass Bitch July 13, 2011

Fuck up a bag

To consume all of the contents of a full bag of illegal drugs in one sitting

Later bro, Imma head home to fuck up a bag in a minute

by Bonroid March 29, 2018

You Fucked Up

It basically means you screwed up in a nicer way. "You Fucked Up" simply means someone was having a tough time cause they did something wrong and you had to tell them that they kinda screwed up. It's a really kind term.

Your little brother was separated from birth. One day you were drunk and a cute girl helped you to your hotel room. However you were drunk and made love with her. In the morning you find out that the cute girl was actually your little brother that love to crossdress. In other words he fucked up. This is when you can say to him "You Fucked Up"

by TheEconomy September 20, 2015

The Fucked Up Sunrise

The male puts his balls on top of the females eye lids while she is asleep. Then uses a flashlight to replicate a "sunrise".

Man, my girlfriend had a good morning, she woke up to " the fucked up sunrise"!

by AFink November 15, 2010