fructose

1.something that you always see mentioned with "corn" and "syrup".

2.a term used when you're realllllllllly angry; can be used as a verb with many different meanings

1.look on the back of any snack food and youll see "high fructose corn syrup"

2.I'M g0nna g0 FRUCTOSE him up!11

by Obi July 13, 2003

Fractal acronym

An acronym that could be infinitely repeated in one or more of the shortened words.

"Pie", both the acronym for and a word in the acronym "Pie is Everything", would the the basis of the fractal acronym "P(ie)i(s)e(verything)Is Everything".

by Sean Golden July 16, 2008

improper fraction

a person whose chest is much larger than their abdomen (from a term for a fraction where the numerator is greater than the denominator)

Only after her plastic surgery did she realize that she had become an improper fraction.

by The Return of Light Joker September 13, 2011

Frictionous

An adjective to describe something that has a lot of friction.

The carpet is very frictionous.

by ProgrammerKid November 30, 2016

fractured english

What Lolcats speak. Generally misusing as many pronouns, misconjugating as many verbs, and leaving out as many letters as possible while still getting the message across.

O, Hai! How does I turned waters on? -Cat
Shut up, your fractured English is annoying. -Normal Person
No wai! Coolness. The cat has it. -Insane Person

by Danielsan42 February 28, 2008

fruck

an attempt to say the F word, but jumble up of the words...but means the same thing

Fruck i lost me car!!

by bobobobob March 11, 2007

fructophobia

The fear of fruits. People who have fructophobia still believe the story their grandma told them about seeds growing inside of their stomach. Or maybe because they had watched too much Annoying Orange.

Mom: You need to eat fruits in order to stay healthy!

Kid: I have fructophobia.

Mom: No you don't, and put that Pringles can down!

by Coryeek August 15, 2019